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J.D.:
Half of what rappers say doesn't make any sense. Like
that Snoop Dogg-Dr. Dre song? What does "still hittin'
them corners and those ho-hos girl" mean?
Turk: Many disadvantaged African-Americans have limited
nutritional choices, therefore they must subsist on Ho-Ho
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Molly:
Actually, Turk, it's "still hittin' them corners
and them 'lo-los' girls." Lo-los, not ho-hos.
Elliot: See, Turk, in the 'hood, a lo-lo is a lowrider,
or a car with an adjusted suspension that allows it to
bounce up and down.
Elliot: And Dre and Snoop enjoy driving around together
in their lowriders around the corners, or lizzle-rizzles.
Elliot: [rapping] I'm representin' for them gangtas all
across the world!
Molly: [rapping] Still hittin' them corners and them lo-los
girls!
Elliot: [rapping] Still --
Elliot & Molly: [rapping] -- taking my time to perfect
the beat, and I still got love for the street!
Carla: Turk! You just got schooled on rap by the two whitest
chicks in America!
Turk: None of you can prove it!
J.D.: I got it on tape. |
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Dr.
Cox: Oh my God, I could fly to China, adopt a child, raise
her and send her to medical school, and then train her
to do this procedure in the time it's taking you to finish.
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Elliot's
Thoughts: Frick on a stick with a brick! |
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Dr.
Cox: Why don't we go ahead and take a look at my personal
life? I am in love with a woman that I hate, my two-year-old
son calls me "Pewwy," and -- this is something
that I've never actually shared with anybody before, but
-- on Saturday nights, I like to throw on a nice dress,
go out to dive bars, and insist that everybody call me Mrs.
Haberdasher!
Elliot: No, you don't. |
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J.D.:
From now on, I'd prefer it if you'd address me as "Dr.
Dorian."
Dr. Cox: Are you really doing this?
J.D.: You bet your ass I am. And from now on, if you have
a problem with me, you come see me in private, not in front
of my boys! My boys got enough to worry about!
Dr. Cox: Wrap it up, there, bingo.
J.D.: I simply will not tolerate it, Perry! And neither
will my boys!
Dr. Cox: The next minute you find yourself alone, I'm gonna
kill ya.
J.D.: It was worth it. |
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