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JD:
wrestling fantasy sequence |
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JD:
Keep it real |
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JD
and Turk: Sanford &
Son theme |
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Cox:
Listen Supergirl, I am going
to break you down into so many
little pieces that my grandmother
who can do a 1000 piece puzzle
of clear blue sky in less than
an hour will never be able to
finish putting you back together
again, even if she does go back
in time to when her vision was
perfect
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Cox:
All right, don't you worry about
it another minute there newbie,
I'll evaluate you, I'll evaluate
the hell right out of you!
JD: When?
Cox: Oh just the second
I get off work
JD: Fine
Cox: Fine
JD: Great
Cox: Great
JD: Here it is, you get
off like 6ish?
Cox: Oh, danger, oh oh
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JD:
It could happen!
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JD:
Have a good time tonight
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JD:
Just hold your breath until
it's over
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JD:
Would you describe me as warm,
professional, or both?
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Turk:
Who's the Man?
Ted: Is it me?
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JD:
Dr. Cox, have you been here
the whole time?
Cox: No, I just came
in through the couch door, move!
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JD:
Did you lose something?
Janitor: No, why? Did
you take something?
JD: No
Janitor: What did you
take?
JD: Nothing
Janitor: What did you
take?
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Cox:
Now, you can have this back
anytime you want. You're going
to have to bark like a dog though
JD: I'm not going to
bark
Cox: It's your call
JD: Woof
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Janitor:
Here's what we're going to do.
I'm going to leave the cart
in the closet, I'm going to
leave the closet unlocked. If,
by magic, it should happen to
reappear I won't ask any questions
JD: I don't even know
what it is
Janitor: Then why take
it?
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Cox:
It's time, sit down. What do
you want me to say? That you're
great? That you are raising
the bar for interns everywhere?
JD: I'm cool with that
Cox: Well, I'm not going
to say that. You're okay, you
might be better than that some
day, but right now, all I see
is a guy who is so worried about
what everybody else thinks of
him that he has no real belief
in himself. I mean, did you
even wonder why I told you to
do your own evaluation?
JD: I can't think of
a safe answer, I just figured...
Cox: Clam up! I wanted
you to think about yourself,
and I mean really think. What
are you good at, what do you
suck at? Then I wanted you to
put it down on paper, and not
so I could see it and not so
anyone else could see it, but
so you could see it. Because,
ultimately, you don't have to
answer to me, you don't have
to answer to Kelso, you don't
even have to answer to your
patients for god sake. You only
have to answer to one guy newbie,
and that's you! There, you are
evaluated, get the hell out
of my sight, you honest to god
get me so angry that I'm afraid
I just might hurt myself.
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