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Elliot:
Hey
JD: What are
you doing?
Elliot: All
the beds are taken. Scoot
JD: Bunk with
The Todd!
Elliot: JD,
you know that he is a sleep
humper
Todd: Sometimes
when I'm banging this mattress,
I'm thinking about banging that
one!
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Jordan:
I'm having second thoughts about
our giant nanny. She's lovely
and all, but every time the
fridge is empty, she looks at
our son like he's a plate of
ribs
Cox: Well,
you shoulda let me hire the
really skinny model. At least
if she ate Jack, she'd throw
him up right after.
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Doctors:
Awww
Cox: Fine.
I'm gonna go ahead and tell
you how it ends: Dr. Phil
says, and how...is that working
out...for you?" And the
big fat lady cries, Wah
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Danni:
We'd still die
JD: We'd still
what?
Danni: If the
elevator cable snapped, even
if we timed it out perfectly
and jumped up right before impact,
we'd still be crushed to death.
I wish I'd taken the stairs
JD: Me too
Danni: Sorry,
sometimes I just have this inner
monologue running through my
head
JD: Inner monologue?
Weirdo!
JD: That's
my floor
Danni: Lucky
bastard
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