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Elliot:
Frick!
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Elliot:
Double frick!
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Jordan:
Don't you love the outfit?
Cox: Y'know,
I always wanted to be the
father of a tiny gay sailor
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Dr.
Kelso: Hello slackers
Ted: [Falls]
My paddle is stuck in me!
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Ted:
So you're engaged to that surgeon
guy?
Carla: Uh-huh
Ted: Is it
serious?
Carla: No Ted,
we swing |
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Laverne:
You'll be okay marshmallow
Elliot: Laverne,
do you call me marshmallow because
I am soft and easily flattened?
Laverne: Yeah,
but if it makes you feel any
better it's also because you
are very white |
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Cox:
I know the very idea of you
doing a favor for me makes those
ass cheeks clench up so tight
that you could shove a lump
of coal up there and probably
crap out a diamond, right? |
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Cox:
Jordan, c'mon, we agreed that
we would wait until he was quite
a bit older before we started
systematically ruining his life,
right? Right
Jordan: I might
have painted his toe nails for
funsies |
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Cox:
I am just not going to have
you pirouetting around in here
while my heart is breaking inside
JD: Sorry
Jordan: You're
heart is breaking inside? That's
so embarrassing for you
Cox: Thank
you for that |
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Elliot:
Why can't just grow up? Why
can't I be stronger? Janitor,
have you ever looked at yourself
and wished you were different
in every single way?
Janitor: No,
I'm a winner |
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Sean:
I thought you hated this place
because of the time you got
sick here
Elliot: You
remember that?
Sean: You got
sick on my face
Elliot: That
wasn't the smoothies, you just
said you thought you were falling
in love with me and sometimes
when I get really uncomfortable,
I hurl
Sean: I know,
I get a little gassy |
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Elliot:
What are you doing in here?
Janitor:
It's the men's room
Elliot: I
know, I mean It's not like
I thought those were some
new female urinals and tried
them, and found them oddly
comfortable
Janitor:
I am just going to replace
these urinal cakes, and then
I'll go
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JD:
[Sings George Michael] Not you
sir [Sings George Michael]
Turk: Dude,
what's the rule about white
guys dancing in public?
JD: Not allowed
unless you're gay |
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Basketball
Player: I'm gonna toast
you so bad you're mama ain't
even going to recognize you
JD: Well I
heard you're sister started
drinking again (I'm still not
great at smack talk) So it's
not supposed to be true?
Turk: Let
it pour, big guy |
