JD: Say 'ah' Patient: Ah JD: Say 'oh' Patient: Oh JD: Everybody say ah, oh, ah, haha, oh Cox: You should go ahead and enjoy this while you can Bobby because if your evil genie actually does grant your wish and I disappear the only person you'll have left to contend with around here will be yourself and when you really get to know that person, oh dear god you'll scream so loud that satan will want to rip up the contract you signed at birth just so he can get some sleep Turk: "Me and Mrs. Jones" JD: Please don't do that JD: Philosophy is tricky Carla: I can't believe she's sleeping Cox: I had the intern give her two valium Carla: Why, was she in a lot of pain? Cox: No, she just wouldn't shut up JD: How are you feeling? JD: When dealing with a crisis everyone knows you go right to the source, god the source is pretty JD: Dr. Cox! Cox: Ok Linus, you're way too excited. I want you to get your blanky, go in a corner and take a time out JD: You're ex-wife, she's the answer Cox: Umm, things that ruined my life, things that took half my money, things with sharp edges! Dr. Kelso: This is Dr. Dorian, he will be looking after you Jordan: And who will be looking after him? (growl) Cox: What are you looking at? JD: I don't know, I like your shirt, what kind of shirt is that? Cox: It's a white t-shirt JD: I knew it! JD: Listen, spoiled bossy chore of a woman Jordan: I'm sorry, what did you just say? JD: I'm the doctor here, so put your gown back on, get back in bed and shut the hell up! Jordan: No one talks to me that way JD: Well, get used to it missy. Umm, I didn't mean to be such a hard ass just now, you can totally wait until I'm gone to put your gown back on Jordan: Take off your pants! JD: Yes, Maam