Todd: Let's get our talk on
Cox: Now you've got 5 good ones right there. What do you say you put them up in the air like you just don't care?
Cox: If you hear hoof beats you just go ahead and think horsies not zebras, N'kay Mr. silly bear?
Cox: N'kay Mr. silly bear
JD: I wish I was that piece of bacon. Oh wait, I am that piece of bacon!
JD: I wish I was that piece of bacon
Cox: What are you saying? That you wanna be like me? Do you understand that I just barely want to be like me?
JD: Yes Yes Yes, you are hot! Smokin' hot, in your face, Woo-Hoooo!
Cox: How is it exactly that you just said that and your pants are still dry?

Alex: Look, maybe it would be good if we actually had a date that ...ends
JD: Well, how does a date with you end?
Alex: It can range from a kiss at the door to all I have for breakfast is yogurt and I'm out of bowls, so you'll have to eat off my stomach
JD: (gulps) Tonight, dinner, Hyde's
Alex: It's a date