JD: Look Elliot this is me, okay, and there a lot of people hear that like me for who I am. I thought you were one of them Elliot: I thought I was too JD: Great job last night, buddy Todd: Check her out Turk: Dude, HFFA JD: Excuse me Turk: HFFA, hot from far away but up close she's nasty JD: I totally agree Elliot: You my boyfriend? JD: Yup, you my girlfriend? Elliot: Yup JD: Cool JD: Clever! Elliot: I can't believe you almost let me leave Elliot: I find you so creepy I think you should have to walk around with a bell around your neck Cox: Don't be that guy, Bob JD: What are you doing? JD: Elliot is amazing and you're crazy about her. If you let her leave I'm going to do this all day (sings Chumbawumba song) Cox: If you go ahead and listen very carefully you'll here the familiar sound of no one caring Turk: Baby, I'm so sorry, I made an incredibly insensitive statement about an ugly person Carla: I am taking one of those quiet moments where I weigh your good qualities against your bad ones and decide if you're actually worth the trouble..... you made it, that was close Turk: Thank you baby Carla: Your welcome JD: Want me to pick you up? Elliot: Uh-huh JD: Maybe you just don't know funny. Ok, let me help you out. Silly hats are funny, Alf very funny, anyone in a chicken suit, oh, oversized phones are funny Elliot: JD! JD: Hold on, hello, she's right here. It's for you Elliot: You know what, you're not as funny as you think you are Elliot: So, do you think this is going to work out? JD: Yeah, I think it's going to be great Elliot: I believe you JD: I believe me too