JD: I can't believe you lost our bottle opener
Turk: Yeah I know... I miss it so much it hurts sometimes
JD: You're a bad person
Turk: Don't judge me
Cox: And you, you neurotic one woman freak show, take your blah blah to the blah blah-ologist because if you are so stupid as to confront the chief of medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment and then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brain ship because he is drunk at the wheel
JD: Go get your grub on
JD: Kiss me
JD: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes
JD: We should probably never do that again
JD: Kiss me
Elliot: Right now?
JD: We can wait 3,4 seconds
Elliot: But I just ate, I feel gross
JD: Not gross, pretty, come here
JD: Not gross, pretty, come here
JD: It's never easy to see a patient who's getting worse instead of better. In fact, that's kinda the opposite of what we're going for
Cox: Leave me alone, or I'll punish you
Cox: If you have a medical question for me I am forced by hospital policy to answer you. However, if you ask me about a personal problem I'm going to start doing this (Flick)
JD: Ouch!!
JD: Oh baby, I don't play by the rules
Kelso: Thatta boy, sport
Janitor: You seem unhappy, I like that