Cox: I wasn't [buzz]-ing you to indicate an incorrect answer. I was [buzz]-ing you because I was bored and I just thought that might drive you crazy.
Elliot: Ah, you're a wonderful teacher! Now stop [buzz]-ing me in front of my residents. It's unprofessional.
Cox: You're right Barbie. Carry on.
Janitor: You know, I don't really appreciate you messing with my lady.
Cox: Your lady.
Janitor: Blonde Doctor and I are going to end up together. I'm talking the whole shebang. House in the 'burbs, Volvo in the driveway, dogfighting ring in the basement.
Cox: I guess it wouldn't be the first time the janitor got the girl. Oh, wait a minute... Yes it would.
Janitor: Um. We should be friends.
Molly: Okay.
Janitor: Do you like vanning?
Molly: I don't know what that is.
Janitor: It's kind of my thing. It's like taking a long drive in a car, only uh... it's in a van.
Molly: I'm still not getting it.
Janitor: Could you hang on for one sec? She's an idiot.
Janitor: Sorry guys, I can't go clubbing tonight. Daddy's got a date.
Ted: Oh man! I ironed my going out hair!
J.D.: I knew how to get rid of both of them, but I can't do that to Turk.
Mr. Peeps: If you don't do it, I will.
J.D.: Mr. Peeps? Why are you British?
Mr. Peeps: I'll explain later. Just lose the extra bitches.
Cox: How did the Porsche drive?
Elliot: Wait, why did we just go out if you already have his car?
Cox: Oh, my goodness. He actually tricked you into a date. This is so very delicious and filling I don't think I'm going to be able to eat the rest of the evening. In fact, I honestly don't think I can have one more bite of
your painful humiliation. I find I'm just a little stuffed. Will take my keys to go, though. Yippee!
Kylie: I was thinking about how patient you've been with me. How right things feel. And then you showed up and it feels like fate.
J.D.: Wait, are you saying that you're ready? Awesome.
Kylie: First, let me set the mood.
J.D.: And Kylie, you're right. It is fate. Because I was out with this girl tonight that I totally could have had sex with, but it was easy for me to blow her off because I was excited to be with you. Why have you stopped lighting incense? It makes the room smell like Chinese rain.