Cox: Help me to help you, help me to help you, help me to help you Turk: I love you. You annoy me more than I ever though possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you Carla: Me too, I love you Alex: (metal crunching) Was that a good sound? JD: Not that good a sound Cox: Ten bucks says I can make that kid wet himself before the day is over Cox: Tell you what, second chance, you go get the results of Mr. Churbins urinalysis, but if the numbers aren't good I am gonna take one of your kidneys and give it to him! JD: Will you go out with me? JD: Hello (seductive) JD: Hello? Cox: What exactly did you think you were going to do? Cash it in? In your face, you're fine - thank you! Cox: That would be lovely JD: She can tell I'm handsome, I have a husky voice - Helloooo baby! Cox: It's miraculous! JD: That's naughty Janitor: Who cares? No one will ever love you Laverne: Move it or lose it Q-tip Elliot: (Laughs) Q-tip, cause your skinny and your head is fuzzy Cox: My god Barbie, how do you put your bra and panties on in the morning, all by yourself? It's remarkable! Cox: That's a tricky bastard, he's tried to die five times on me already today. Keep an eye on him JD: My heart hates ug-os JD: What the hell is going on here?