My Case Study

	Turk: I don't get it Dr. Wen, why would Kelso's anniversary make him less of a jerk than usual? Dr. Wen: Well, tonight after work Dr. Kelso will take his wife to a candle lit dinner and then after they've toasted to 40 wonderful years together they'll go home and Cox: mm-bam, mm-bam Carla: I actually think it's really sweet that at their age they still ... Cox: Bam, bam, bam, bam Turk: And then bam, Dr. Wen points at me and now guess who has to go ask Dr. Kelso for a new argon laser tomorrow Carla: I'm sorry baby Turk: I'm out of here.... damn argon laser
	Cox: What are you thinking?
	JD: It's fun to rhyme!
	Dr. Kelso: And you? JD: Nothing Sir, I don't want anything from you ever
	JD: Front butt, it's like the grail
	JD: Wait, is that easy to manage?
	Todd: Hey Mrs. K, let's get you in to a fresh pair of blouse bunnies
	Cox: You've got to leave this instant, this second, this moment, just go !
	Cox: Yes you , forever you, a thousand times you, move!
	JD: I'm going to Reno, yeah yeah yeah yeah!
	Cox: Listen newbie, I don't tell you I respect you a lot because well, I don't JD: I know
	Cox: Careful there sweet cheeks, I haven't decided which way I am going to take your temperature yet
	Cox: What do you say you head on down to library and look it up in the New England Journal or who gives a rat's ass
	Elliot: We have a lot in common, we both have a hard time digesting dairy Carla: You're right, do you want to be my maid of honor?
	Turk: How can you make love to your wife if she's at fat camp? Dr. Kelso: The real question is how can I make love to her when she's not at fat camp
	Mrs. Warner: He's talking again Cox: Oh, c'mon, the kid's okay JD: (The Kid? This is great!)
	JD: Actually if you could just give me a second I want to ask Mrs. Warner something Cox: What? JD: To marry me
	JD: Now, she had some real old fashion sass, you just don't see sass like that anymore Cox: Stop saying sass JD: Sass
	Dr. Kelso: Would you like it high up on the cheek or do you prefer this fleshy part in the middle? (kissing noise)
	JD: Don't worry, Dr. Cox and I never say die, unless of course, someone actually dies and then we are kinda forced to by law
	JD: You can't just change your mind Mr. Davis: I'm sorry, did I pass out from the pain in my penis and suddenly were not in America anymore?
	JD: With every sip of the coffee that Dr. Cox bought me I could taste my own hypocrisy (falls flat on his back) Thank god my hypocrisy missed me
	Cox: If you really want to help me why don't you quiet down and get yourself some rest and then, if you are a really good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you out to a talkie
	Janitor: The reason I wanted you to stand in line for me is because I needed a new mop. The floors are all slippery because this one doesn't work. Do you know why it doesn't work? JD: It's out of mop gas?
	JD: No seriously, try me, I can do it with anything Laverne: Go away! JD: Go ashmay Laverne: Alright, try this one Cox: (Interrupts) Angie, put on your flats, we're going for a walk JD: Eat schmit and die
	Carla: If you were to change one thing about my physical appearance what would it be? Turk: (To god) You're testing me, I get it Carla: Baby, you know I don't like you talking to god when we're trying to have a discussion
	Cox: Listen up there Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet the hell down, you're scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my god, they're delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in
	JD: You know, I don't care what you think Cox: Yeah, you do JD: I know, look, I want to be like you, but a more successful you
	JD: So basically Mr. Davis, you received a blunt trauma to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum Mr. Davis: Great, and that means? JD: You broke your penis Mr. Davis: Wow, I can't wait to get my cast signed
	Cox: Okay, I'm Dr. Cox, this is my gal friday, she'll be helping me to take care of you. But before we get underway we are going to need you to ease up on the yakity yak Mrs. Warner: You can drop the macho act now dear, they're gone Cox: Act, sh-mact, the lips stay zipped JD: Zipped, sh-mipped, I thought we were riffing Cox: Yeah, we're not JD: Okay
	Elliot: Carla, I would kill for your hair Carla: I would kill for your legs Elliot: I would kill for your lips Carla: I would kill for that wagon your draggin'... That's your butt Elliot: Thank you!.. Wagon? Carla: Draggin'
	Carla: Don't worry, remember tomorrow is his wedding anniversary Elliot: Why does that matter? Cox: Because right about tomorrow Dr. Kelso will be sweeter than flowers dipped in honey Dr. Wen: Which is why every year we use this time as an opportunity to ask him for anything our department needs, like equipment Carla: Or an extra nurse on weekends Todd: Or a Slip and Slide, whose with me?