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Janitor:
Who wants the unmentionables? (electric knife buzzing) |
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Carla:
Dr. Wen is the attending
JD: Yeah, but whose the intern who's going
to do all the work?
Turk: (The I'm gonna cut you open dance)
JD: Oh, good god! |
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Elliot:
If anyone needs me I'll be in the supply closet eating sugar
packets |
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Elliot:
Are you sexually active?
JD: Oh, it's active
Elliot: I'll write 'rare dry spell' in the margin |
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Patient:
Do you examine everyone like that or just people you feel
have wronged you in some way? |
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Patient:
Too frank right? I know, that's probably why my mom pushed
me down the stairs. She is fat though, and boring |
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Turk:
So Elliot's exam was that bad, eh?
JD: Dude, she violated me
Turk: In a good way? |
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Elliot:
Hey, we've gotten to know each other over the last week
haven't we?
Patient: I'd say so
Elliot: And as a doctor, you found me comforting
right?
Patient: Oh, god no
Elliot: C'mon, I'm pretty good with people
Patient: You're horrible with people
Elliot: I'm warm
Patient: You're very cold. I mean, your hands, it's
like you are a yeti |
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JD:
You're wrong
Turk: You're so wrong
Cox: Wrong (x8), You're wrong (x3)(singing) |
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JD:
Be nice to me, I'm getting surgery |
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Cox:
I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns
don't show |
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Elliot:
I don't want anyone touching me unless we are going to have
sex, even then I don't want them to over do it |
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Cox:
Dr. Bensen was kinda my mentor, so don't do that annoying
thing
JD: What annoying thing?
Cox: you know, when you talk
JD: c'mon ...
Cox: See, there it is, how does that not drive you
crazy?
JD: You get used to it |
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Turk:
He was up all night with a high fever, cramping, and crying
JD: Dude!
Turk: Oh, my bad. Not crying, punching the wall all
manly and angry like, you know what I mean? |
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Cox:
Well, hold the phone there skipper |
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Cox:
I know your all excited because you have the gown on and
everything but under no circumstances are you to curtsy |
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Patient:
Still have that great rapport with the nurses, huh?
Cox: Actually, Carla totally gets me, that's why
I've been systematically trying to drive her away |
