My Drama Queen

	Ted: And you know what else? I quit! Dr. Kelso: No, you don't Ted: Well, I am leaving early today Dr. Kelso: No, you're coming back to my office and doing busy work Ted: Fine, but I am getting a soda first Dr. Kelso: Whatever
	Cox: Oh gosh Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word and now, in a reciprocal gesture can I be included in the planning of your coming out party? JD: Is that a gay joke? Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My god newbie, its been two furiously frustrating years how is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays, I like the gays, I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they've done with halloween. But our thing is that you are a little girl, that's who you are, but that's really not fair... JD: Man, once Dr. Cox gets on a role there is nothing that can derail him
	Jamie: What are you thinking about? JD: Eggs. One minute they are bad for you, now everyone's like "Have you tried eggs yet? They're great" It's crazy. Eggs
	JD: Sometimes you make me so crazy!
	Elliot: She's a drama queen JD. Her husband was in a coma it was all like taboo and exciting but now that its okay for the two of you to be together the relationships got no snap, its got no crackle. JD, its got no pop. I know, because I am a drama queen too JD: Jamie is not like you, okay! Elliot: No pop!
	JD: Things haven't fizzled, last night we made ice cubes out of orange juice, so step off!
	JD: What are you two talking bout? Elliot: Not the rerun dance JD: (I tell her way too much)
	JD: Shorts, huh? Janitor: Yeah, I don't get to wear shorts because I am a lowly Janitor? JD: I didn't say lowly Janitor: So now I am a Janitor? JD: Yes! Have you been drinking? Janitor: I'm not drunk JD: I love your shorts okay, I wish I had a pair just like them
	Janitor: So anyway, you said you liked mine, and I had the wife whip you up a pair of your own. Like them? JD: Do I like them? Why just the other day I was asking myself how I can display my package in a way that is both alluring and professional? Janitor: Well, there's your answer!... To be young and in shorts
	JD: Holy Shi..... Janitor: Calm down, I didn't mean to scare you JD: Why are we whispering? Janitor: I wanted to see if you would whisper because I whispered JD: I think I would Janitor: Anyway, what's the deal? I thought we were supposed to be shorts buddies today? You saw the schedule, monday tuesday shorts, wednesday we wash them, thursday friday shorts, weekend optional, I'll be wearing shorts JD: I know, I was going to wear them, but someone went and stole them out of my locker Janitor: What! JD: Yes Janitor: Let me see
	Janitor: Doctor JD: Janitor... What's that smell? Janitor: I don't know, it smells a little bit like the truth. My poor wife slaved over these JD: She just cut off a pair of scrubs and hemmed the bottom what's the big deal? Janitor: What's the big deal? The good lord did not bless my wife with all ten fingers, she's only got pointer, and thumb pinky
	Dr. Kelso: Now listen up name tags! Over 50% of our lawsuits can be traced back to poor patient doctor communication. To that end, if any of you still feel the need to flap your babble holes you will be joining me in my daily seminar on doctor patient relations. My first invitee will be Dr. Murphy, whom I recently overheard telling someone "stop bleeding, stop bleeding, oh god please stop bleeding" Doug: It was a gusher
	Patient: You know doctor, I am getting a little tired of the sexual innuendo Todd: In your endo
	Cox: Oh, and nervous guy Doug: Yes, Dr. Cox Cox: If I were you I would go ahead and swallow that entire mouthful of baby carrots because if I hear you make even one more damn crunch I am going to use the remainder of the carrots in that bag to make you completely air tight son
	Cox: Captain clip on, did you go ahead and tattle on me? Ted: Oh please, with the shocked look. Newsflash, I'm sterile, I mean gutless. My guys swim in circles, I think it's the bike riding
	Turk: Baby, what's the name of that designer you love so much, she made that gown, Vera? Carla: Wang Turk & JD: Giggling Elliot: Oh my god, you are the only two doctors immature to laugh at the name Vera Wang Todd: Hello Elliot: Go Ahead Todd: What? I think Vera Wang makes very beautiful gowns and her last name is a very funny word for penis. Who's with me? Air five!
	Laverne: Dr. Cox, would you like to try one of my world famous deviled eggs? Cox: No, thank you, I've already had diarrhea