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JD:
Alright, I should have done this
a long time ago, so here is goes,
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have accused
you of being jealous you were
just looking out for me and you
were right about Alex
Elliot: Never
did sleep with her did you?
JD: No, but why
does that matter?
Elliot: Because
I was jealous |
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Alex:
You are so different from the
guys I usually go out with
JD: How so?
Alex: For starters, I'm
still wearing pants
JD: That is because I respect
you, and also this triple knot
I couldn't get out |
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Turk:
Hey, how you doing?
Cox: Oh hey, how are you?
Can I buy you a beer? This is
a men's room for god's sake, there
is absolutely no talking in here,
ever
Turk: It's just so freaky
you know, we're on the same pee
schedule
Cox: No, no we're not! |
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Alex:
There is no reason to be so judgmental
Elliot: I am not judgmental!
If I were I would tell you your
shoes were ugly
JD: Do not stoop to her
level
Alex: Your bangs make you
look like a chipmunk
Elliot: It's a frame, why
can nobody see that? |
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Cox:
Every time I shake my magic 8
ball and ask it "are we going
to be best friends forever?",
do you know what it says?
Turk: No
Cox: Outlook is b-leak
Turk: Doctor Cox, you can't
really trust those things. When
I was nine I asked mine if I should
crack it open and drink the fluid
inside. I puked blue for like
three days |
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Cox:
Note to self, you've got to
start writing down the names
of people that truly annoy you
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JD:
Yes, please
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Elliot:
What are you thinking about?
JD: This |
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Alex:
Hmm, see, all I did was lose the
pants but I think it gives me
a completely different look |
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Cox:
Just because you have a new girlfriend
doesn't mean that the world has
suddenly turned in to a giant
green M&M, the red sox still
suck, they do. Barbie here still
can't decide what to do with those
annoying bangs and addicts everywhere
will still lie, cheat, and steal
just to get a fix. Now, you've
got to wake up sweetheart, you're
gonna be late for school, oh,
you wet the bed, why can't I have
a normal child without these problems?
Elliot: My mom says that
they frame my face
JD: They don't |
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