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JD:
(She's awake. Say something
romantic) Do you think this
is a good time to start talking
about a nickname for my penis?
It's just that I dated this
girl in college who made the
decision without consulting
me, and then all of a sudden
there it was, eighteen straight
months of it being called "Little
Buddy", and we just didn't
like that; not one bit
Danni: JD,
I haven't even had coffee yet
JD: Ah, you're
right, I'm sorry
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Cox:
You filthy, filthy boy! Filthy
girl! Filthy girl!
Danni: Aww,
you're okay, Little Buddy!
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Cox:
Bottom line, we'll be bestest
friends foreverest if you just
keep your face out of my face.
Uh-huh
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JD:
Oh, I can't go to the carnival,
Danni. I puke at carnivals...a
lot
Danni: You
don't really puke at carnivals,
do you?
JD: I do. But
I still love 'em!
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Todd:
Dude, my broccoli is hot!
Turk: Please
tell me you mean temperature-wise,
because there is no way you can
find broccoli sexy
Todd: Oh yeah,
temperature-wise, and mini green
boobs-wise! What's up!! |
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Janitor:
Dr. Dorian, Dr. Turk is free for
his rectal exam, he said you'd
know what that means |
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