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JD:
Here's the thing, Tupac, DMX, Dr. Dre, in most of their
songs these artists use an extremely volatile racial slur,
the n-word
Turk: I got it
JD: Right. My question is this, if we are
both singing along and knowing that otherwise I would never
use the word, am I allowed to say..
Turk: (interrupts) No
JD: See, that's good for me to know, I
didn't know that |
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JD:
Fantastic! |
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JD:
Please, I'm not that desperate |
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JD:
Now, just suck out the fluid with the giant needle |
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Elliot:
I'm Elliot
Turk: EL..LI..OT
Elliot: Yeah, don't do that
JD: I'm JD, this is Turk
Turk: Elliot, are you medical or surgical
Elliot: Medical
JD: Ha Ha ... (Hello) |
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JD:
Hello |
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Cox:
What the hell are you doing? |
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Janitor:
Door is broke, it's the fifth time this week it won't
open
JD: Maybe there's a penny stuck in there
Janitor: Why a penny?
JD: I don't know
Janitor: Did you stick a penny in there? If I find
a penny in there I'm taking you down |
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Carla:
Be nice to Bambi |
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JD:
Y'know how I am totally down with the rap music?
Turk: Dude, be whiter |
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JD:
Our date is totally cancelled! |
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JD:
Are you flirting with me? |
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Patient:
I just had bad gas, what are you testing me for?
JD:
We need to know if you gas could be harmful to others |
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Cox:
Why does this gomer got to try and die everyday during
my lunch?
JD: That's a little insensitive (Thunder) mistake! |
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JD:
I don't know jack |
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JD:
I'm the man! |
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Carla:
Don't look at me when we're moving someone
JD: Why? (crash) |
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Cox:
And from now on whenever I'm in the room you're definitely
not allowed to talk |
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JD:
I would have laughed if you'd paused |
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Cox:
Carla, can I ask you a personal question? Do you spray
the perfume on or do you just fill up your bathtub with
it at home and splash around in it?
Carla: I smell nice! |
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JD:
C'mon, you've done this to cadavers before, so this guys
alive. Just poke it through his skin, poke it through,
now! |
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Elliot:
I know what you are thinking
JD: (Your butt looks like two Pringles hugging
) |
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Cox:
It's regular strength Tylenol. Here's what you do, get
her to open her mouth, take a handful and throw it at
her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage!
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