My First Step

	JD: What just happened?
	JD: This is officially the greatest day ever!
	JD: This is a crucial moment, pick your words carefully
	JD: Oh god this is painful, it's like watching a shark circle a baby harp seal
	JD: He's like a royal python torturing a Hopper mouse, god I love Animal Planet
	Todd: Which one of these waitresses do you think will do me? Cox: I'd say you have an outside shot with the busboy over there
	JD: Not hurt, hurt, baritone, soprano
	Carla: So, you're having steak with a side of steak? Turk: That's right, turf and turf
	JD: Dr. Cox, I hate to bring it up again but it seems important, Julie likes our tushies
	Turk: Baby, if I had to do it again, I would, because I love steak Carla: I know poppy
	JD: I just need an opportunity to talk to her when there is no possible way she can interrupt me. Peanut butter cracker, go go go!
	Elliot: Oh c'mon, I laughed so hard when I thought of that I peed a little.. I changed right after
	JD: Dam! Turk: Dam! Carla: Dam! What? She's hot JD: No, that's hot!
	Cox: Look it, I don't have time right now to be the 100 watt bulb for your annoying little moth so if you could fly away that would be great just fly away-hey-hey
	Dr. Kelso: I believe we all have a lesson to learn from Dr. Reid's case JD: (And here comes the crushing blow) Dr. Kelso: I say Kudos to Dr. Reid JD: What-os to who?
	Dr. Kelso: Perry, do you know the name of the new anti-arhythmic drug that Julie is selling? Cox: That's a tough one JD: It's Plomox Cox: Nice work Nancy Drew, now see if you can solve the one about the missing ID badge
	Cox: When you were a kid you must have cut your hand on your dollhouse JD: Oh please, I lived for danger (Who's ready for some frisbee? (gets hit in the head) Get my mom, get my mom!) I had four different helmets
	Elliot: Doesn't it seem like in the time it took to say all that you could have just helped me out instead? Cox: Well yes it does, but here, that's what makes it delicious JD: (laughs) What? I am not going to say a word Elliot: You just did JD: Except that, and that, and now that, and that, and that, and that. It just keeps on going
	JD: You have more jokes don't you? Elliot: I jotted a couple of things down JD: Mmmm. You see that nurse over there? I love her. Every night at 10:30 for the last year I've watched her come in here and get a cup of coffee and not once have I had the courage to ask her her name Elliot: Well, if it makes you feel any better she has a snaggletooth
	Todd: Speaking of things that are perfectly fine Carla: Eww Todd: That was a compliment, why won't any women talk to me? Nurse: Because you're slimy and you turn everything in to a double entendre Todd: Not true! Turk: .....Go ahead Todd: I'd like to double her entendre... Please? (high five)
	Julie: Well, you can say what you want Perry, but we both know that you'd love nothing more than to smack this fine ass (smack) ooh Perry, (smack) harder Perry, (smack) ooh don't stop Perry, (smack) oh Perry that is g-ooo-d
	Elliot: You actually think you are a better doctor than me don't you? JD: (Well, I do have better bed side manner, I anticipate problems way ahead of time, oh and my hair never gets in my face, so yes, yes I do) No, I don't Elliot: (spits hair) Yes, you do. Every time you stare in to space like this (mocks JD) I know you are just thinking of something you are too afraid to say JD: Please, I never do this (maybe she's just upset because she knows I'm right) Elliot: Oh my god!
	JD: Hey Julie: Hey handsome, I'm Julie JD: Oh, were you named after a precious jewel - e? Julie: You are cute, would you like a pen? JD: No, I would love one Julie: Go ahead, take it JD: Steady ... easy now ... you're almost there
	Elliot: JD, even though I decided to send Mrs. Kahn to surgery I know you were just trying to help me in your own sucky way and I overreacted and that's something I have been working on in therapy to not do as much JD: I still think you should have gone with my wait and see approach Elliot: Well, you're not the boss of me! JD: I'm not the boss of anyone around here Janitor: Permission to use the can boss JD: Enough already, I'm not doing this.. Fine! permission granted
	Janitor: Permission to speak, sir? JD: You know what? No, no you may not speak, not now and not ever. You have overplayed your hand and you may never talk to me again, those are the rules of the game Janitor: Then I quit JD: No, no, no quitsies. Checkmate, gin, and Yahtzee my friend Janitor: My son used to love to play Yahtzee with me until you made me skip his play, now he won't eat JD: We've started a new game now, haven't we? Janitor: Yeah, it's called "you don't eat until Timmy does"