Janitor: Oh, Todd, you simply must sample one of these tea buns my mum sent over from Sussex
Todd: Up high two times, one's for "buns", one's for the "sex" part of Sussex! Come on!
Janitor: Whoa, an American high-five! How perfectly vulgar
Todd: Yeah

Janitor: Guten Tag, Doug
Doug: Thanks!
Janitor: That means "nice haircut"
JD: No it doesn't!
Janitor: Mind your own beeswax

Danni: I love 'The Fugitive'. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford?
JD: Harrison Ford, hands down. But you were probably talking to Carla. I'm having such a gay day!
Carla: Day?
JD: Yeah! It's just this whole janitor thing has thrown me for a loop
Carla: Danni, we should watch the movie in Turk's room, because he's gonna keep talking about the janitor, even though we begged him not to.
JD: I won't, sweetie, trust me
Danni: Let's go.
JD: Hey, everybody! She's cool with "Smelliot"!
Todd: Oh, so he can call you "Smelliot" but I'm not allowed to call you "Vagina Face"?
Elliot: Not the same, Todd!