Ted and Carla: "Talk Dirty To Me" Cox: Alllll-right Cox: What do you say we write him a friendly note, shall we? Dear incompetent dumbass Janitor: Girl problems? JD: How did you know? Janitor: You look like you got problems, you're a girl. Hence, girl problems JD: How is this not good gossip? JD: How do you like me know, bitch? Cox: It's a great day! (Scottish accent) Cox: Listen up little piggy, you open up this door in the next three seconds or I will start huffing and puffing Cox: Oh dear lord, please tell me that's not a onesy JD: Oh yes, it's a onesy Cox: You, my little precious, should give some thought to purchasing some non-bunching panties. They give you the extra support you love so much while protecting against those offensive lines underneath your scrubs JD: I get it, I'm a girl Cox: Franklin, you heard it, say it Franklin: He's a girl Cox: Good boy JD: You wanna wear my stethoscope? Turk: Too early for jokes, huh. Good to know Elliot: You wanna be alone? JD: No Elliot: You wanna cry a little? JD: No Elliot: You wanna throw things off the roof like Letterman used to do?