Dr. Kelso: Jumping Jupiter, I sure do enjoy the tough love Cox: They probably like it to there Bob, whether they admit it or not Dr. Kelso: Well Cox: Ah the old guy's so tough on me but I love him, right? right? They hate you Bob, they hate you from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork, they hate you, dear god they hate you good Laverne: (Laughs) Dr. Kelso: What are you laughing at? Laverne: That hooves and pitchfork part, why? Dr. Kelso: No reason Cox: Whistle Cox: Congratulations, you're DiMaggio like streak for saying nothing remotely interesting is still alive and well Janitor: You mother's maiden name is Turner JD: So you used your key to get in to my personal file, big deal Janitor: You're first kiss was Sarah Briggs, at the embarrassing age of 16, she wore a green turtleneck and you wonder sometimes if she still thinks about you, I'm guessing.....no Ben: I've been thinking about death a lot lately Cox: You've got to be kidding me Ben: Do you think it's like New York? Janitor: You're afraid of escalators JD: That's not uncommon Janitor: You like the way cashmere feels on your skin JD: How are you doing this? Janitor: That's right, you run away, run away from the truth! Dr. Kelso: Good job sport Ted & Band: Underdog Theme (part 1) Ted & Band: Underdog Theme (part 2) Ted & Band: Speedracer Theme JD: Ben, put the small children down! JD: You are such a stud! Jordan: You my friend are an incompetent fool Oncologist: Am I Kimmy? JD: No, I'm Kimmy Oncologist: Oh, good JD: How could you possibly know that? Janitor: I'm your father JD: I don't like that much freedom down there, it makes me tingle in my giblets Jordan: Look, I don't understand why you refuse to put on a hospital gown Ben: Because I don't like people to see my bum (English accent) Cox: Please don't tell me you've come her to reiterate things to me that I've already said because I know the things I've already said, in fact, I'm the one who said them Todd: Dum dadum...... shiny scalpel, dum dadum..... I'm going to slice him up Cox: Shut up, shut up, and definitely shut up JD: But I didn't even say anything Cox: I know, but I enjoy saying it to you Cox: Okay, here's the deal, if we are going to beat this thing and we damn sure are, we are going to do it one way and one way only. We are going to be a team, we are going to be a team team team team team! You hear me? JD: I hear you Doctor Cox! Cox: I am so not speaking to you Rhonda, thank you! JD: I'm sorry, I'm very excited! Go! Cox: What do you said children, are we a team? Jordan: I'm in Ben: Go team cancer! Ben: Now my hands are free, it just leaves me... JD: No, no, Ben, Ben, Ben, not funny, put me down...... faster!..... eagle!.....woohoo Ben: Had enough? (JD falls over) Jordan: He's sad