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J.D.:
Do you ever get that special fluttery feeling in your
heart when you feel like a woman is about to change your
life?
Kylie: Hey! J.D.! This is my boyfriend James. Thanks again
for seeing him.
Turk: How's your heart?
J.D.: The fluttering has stopped. |
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Turk:
Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white
girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks
big?
J.D.: Uh-huh?
Turk: You say, "Hell yeah!"
J.D.: All right! |
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Cox:
So you, you tell me, what's it gonna take for you to let
me go home, sit in my massage chair, and enjoy the game?
Janitor: I would like...to perform open-heart surgery.
Cox: No.
Janitor: How about you perform surgery on me so that I
can breathe under water.
Cox: No.
Janitor: I would like a shark that can read minds.
Cox: No!
Janitor: You and I trade lives for a year.
Cox: No!
Janitor: How about a home-cooked meal and an hour in your
massage chair?
Cox: Done.
Janitor: Done! |
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J.D.:
Why are you so happy?
Elliot: I just did an exchange transfusion on my malaria
patient in there, and he just woke up on from his coma.
J.D.: Well, he woke up to a world of bad boyfriends, oaths,
and gonorrhea.
Elliot: He sure did. And you know why? Because I broke
the rules and ignored what Dr. Kelso wanted me to do.
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