My Intern's Eyes

	Dr. Kelso: Dorian, after four years, I can only hope you are no longer following in his footsteps. J.D.: I turned in my paperwork already, but I'm gonna wait till tomorrow to turn in my urine sample out of respect to the fellas in the lab.... There's an asparagus issue. Dr. Kelso: Now there's an answer that warrants a half-sincere pat on the shoulder. J.D.: Thanks, Dr. Kelso! You know, he said "half-sincere" but I'm pretty sure it was full-sincere. Feel my shoulder -- it's still warm.
	J.D.: Oh, Jason...when you're filling out a female patient's exam report, her breasts can be "healthy" or "unhealthy" -- never "bangin' double-Ds."
	J.D.'s Thoughts: Being Turk's secret roommate was going great...[there's a knock at the door]...until now. Carla: Turk? I'm leaving for work. J.D.'s Thoughts: Okay. You've been working on your Turk impression since college. Time to shine! Carla: Turk? J.D. [Turk's voice]: Baby, I'll be thinking about your lovelies and whatnot until the second I see you, but right now, I'm doing my business. Carla: Don't forget to use the Glade! Turk: Dude! That's the best it's ever sounded!
	Nurse: Dr. Reid? Need some help? Elliot: Heh, I don't need anyone's help, thank you. Stop running! Director: Doctor? Do you know where the Foley caths are? Elliot: Sir, I know where everything is.... Be right back. Stupid coffee robot! Frick!
	J.D.: I'm forced to ask, are you people trained killers?
	Turk: She knows I can't eat without my strawberry milk. You should've just let her fork me! Elliot: I...think that's how you got into trouble in the first place! Heh, whazzup! Todd: Euphemism five! Elliot: His vocabulary's gotten so much better!
	Elliot: By the by, what would you have done if you couldn't give Carla the pill? Turk: I'd-a faked it. Elliot: Guys can't fake it. Turk: Really? Does this sound familiar? "Ohh, oh, baby, we're going all night. No, wait, don't move!" ...Sorry. Elliot: Way too familiar....
	Elliot: J.D.?! J.D.: Morning, friends! Who's ready for some java? Carla: Are you wearing boxers? J.D.: Yes, I am, Carla! Because I know when Turk's sad, he likes me to come over in my boxers, because he likes to call me his "honky adonis." And that's what friends do. Carla & Elliot: Eh. J.D.'s Thoughts: They bought it? Are we that gay?
	Carla: I just want a baby so badly.... Turk: Why? What's it gonna be like having a baby? Carla: Dr. Cox says it's like having a dog that slowly learns how to talk. Turk: Awesome!