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JD:
Nice Job! |
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Turk:
Sorta had a sex dream about you
Elliot: Really?
Turk: Yeah
Elliot: Was I
the girl?
Turk: Yeah, you
were the girl! |
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Turk:
Dude, I'm freaking out, I can't
stop having sex dreams about
Elliot
Todd: Boing...
All Done, continue
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Jamie:
JD, I'm so happy you came
JD: You look
fantastic, and I don't mean
'hey dude check out that hot
bitty at the bar fantastic',
I'm talking about 'I'm sorry
for your loss fantastic'
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JD:
Oh oh, I'm sorry everyone. I
dropped something on my toe
(orgasmic moan) Carry on
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JD:
You know Jamie, there are a
lot of ways to grieve, but last
time I checked wheelbarrow style
wasn't one of them
Jamie: I'm
okay JD, I'm really seeing things
clearly
JD: You've
never been more confused
Jamie: I'm
happy
JD: You're
sad
Jamie: I'm
at peace
JD: You're
at war
Jamie: I think
it's really cute that you're
worried about me
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Dr.
Kelso: What do you
know about appearances Ted,
looked in the mirror?
Ted: Not lately,
but when I do... reflection
perfection
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Cox:
So what you're saying is you
have a problem that is totally
you're problem but you'd like
to find a way to make that problem
my problem but here's the problem
newbie, it's not my problem.
So what do you say we stop talking
about the Janitor's junk, I
want to hear nothing about the
German, and don't even mention
tasty coma wife even though
I know she's on your mind
JD: No, she's
not
Jamie: Yes
I am
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Jordan:
I can't believe you are bitching
because I asked you to look
after him for an hour three
days a week. Do you know how
badly I need a massage?
Cox: What's
the matter? Are you getting
all sore around the hump above
your butt where your tail used
to be?
Jordan: I'm
going because when Gustavo promises
me something that will feel
great and last an hour he doesn't
end up in the shower five minutes
later thinking he made me see
god
Cox: So not
Gustave, busy doctor!
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Jordan:
Alright, I'll see you at home
in about an hour. Remember keep
him warm, support his head, check
his diaper every fifteen minutes,
no bouncing around, no loud noise,
no TV, no poking the soft spot.
And Perry, you're the only one
in my life that I actually have
to say this to, do not yell at,
demean, insult, criticize, humiliate,
or mock the baby
Cox: What are
you talking about? (baby cries)
Waaaaaa! |
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Cox:
Have you bothered to name this
thing yet?
Jordan: I'm thinking
of naming him after my father
Cox: Tax evader?
Jordan: Quinn
Cox: What about
a heterosexual name like Jack?
Jordan: You're
right Percival, Quinn is a fruffy
name
Cox: You know
what? Skip Jack all together,
just go with what is right, what
makes you comfortable... Jack
Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack
Jack Jack Jack....Jack!. Nothing,
huh? |
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Cox:
Jordan, I have to tell you something
Jordan: I love
my dad, but he just doesn't look
like a 'Quinn'
Cox: Maybe that's
because he's not drunk and yelling
at your mother
Jordan: What
are you? Kevin? Billy?
Cox: Jack!
Jordan: Wow!
Alright, Jack it is, what the
hell... You take him |
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JD:
Look... Janitor, I'm going to
be straight with you. I saw your
penis and I noticed a possible
melanoma that you should really
have checked out
Janitor: When
did you see my penis?
JD: Last night
when you were showering
Janitor: Where
were you?
JD: I was outside
in the bushes... Look, it was
just a coincidence. If you had
looked out the window you would
have seen my penis
Janitor: What!
Why?
JD: Because I
had it out when I was looking
at yours |
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JD:
Okay. I still want to refer you
to a dermatologist, but it looks
benign
Janitor: Nine,
nine and half
JD: (And then
he said something I never expected
to hear)
Janitor: I don't
like you
JD: (Not that,
I totally expected that)
Janitor: But
I know this was uncomfortable
and I appreciate your concern
JD: I'm a doctor,
I had to tell you what was going
on
Janitor: Don't
touch with me with those hands |
