My Journey

	JD: Feliz Navidad
	Dr. Kelso: Sweetheart, I think you are confusing interesting with boring
	JD: I had a tattoo once Turk: Dude, you got your face painted at the hospital picnic JD: I was a cougar [growls]
	JD: You can hardly notice it, it's actually kinda pretty Laverne: Jackass
	Todd: Excuse me for a second fellas, I am going to go over there and tell that girl my name is beer and then I am going to offer her some beer nuts... What's Up?... Mental five!
	JD: Anyway, this is the end of a major chapter in our lives and you know what? I am going to take you out tonight, yes sir, we are going to get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine Turk: It sounds like you are asking me out on a man-date JD: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?
	Elliot: Oh, so you've never dreamt about your wedding day? [Fantasy] Priest: Do you, John Dorian, take Marcia Brady to be your wife Maureen McCormick: My name is Maureen McCormick JD: Marcia please! Father, continue [End fantasy] JD: No, I have not
	Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown? Cox: No, Barbie, No. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns Elliot: Oh sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting you are a horrible horrible person Cox: Oh, backbone Barbie!
	Janitor: You know it's not any of my business, but I think I know who's whiz that is Carla: I love you! Okay, go Janitor: His name is Mr. Freely Carla: First name? Janitor: I.P. Carla: I.P. Freely Janitor: Funny in third grade, funny now
	JD: I apologize for that, to you, not you. I thought we were friends, again, not me and you, me and him. Anyway, have a nice day. You!, not you, nor you Cox: Oh hey, this whole you leaving the room whenever I enter it thing that you are doing is just... I love it!
	Carla: Listen, Stretch, if you know who this belongs to I would fess up right now, otherwise, I am going to grab you by back of that two dollar haircut and force feed you that sample so you can carry it around all day, that way if I ever want it back all I have to do is point you at a beaker and squeeze really hard. Now, you have anymore funny jokes you have to tell me? Janitor: No ma'am
	Cox: Hey Studly, when you were out routing through the dumpster you didn't stumble across your own testicles, did you? Janitor: You know that long line of trembling peons that are so afraid of you? Well, I'm not in that line Cox: Oh, you're not? Janitor: No, I'm not in anyone's line Laverne: This is a Chicklet! Janitor: Gotta go
	Turk: What's up? JD: Oh, nothing. I just found out my favorite chips cause anal leakage and oh, I'm not talking to you Cox: How did you get him to stop talking to you? JD: I don't get it man, all I wanted to do was take you to dinner, and you made me feel like a total idiot Cox: I always make him feel like an idiot Turk: Why are you making a big deal about this? JD: You never tell me how you feel Cox: Dammit all, I never tell you how I feel JD: I'm not talking to you! Cox: Finally, thank you!
	JD: By the way, Carla, I know an amazing Journey cover band you should get them to play your reception Carla: Bambi, not everyone loves Journey as much as you JD: I don't love Journey Turk: She's just a small town girl JD: Living in a lonely world, she took a midnight train going anywhere... Fine, I love them. If you want to book the band they are called The Lovins', Touchins?, Squeezins', and they rock. Book them now, thank me later