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JD:
For I am John Dorian, King of
the nerds |
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JD:
C'mon player, you know I'm more
stud than dud |
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JD:
Appletini please, easy on the
tini
Bartender: No
problem lady |
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JD:
Oh, Rudy, can you lose the grapefruit
goggles?
Rudy: What
if it squirts in my eyes?
JD: That is
a risk you take with that particular
piece of fruit
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JD:
Sup fellas? I know I am usually
medical I just want you guys
to know I consider you all my
pee-pees (They know you mean
peeps, just change the subject)
Oh, somebody's been working
out!
Surgeon: What?
JD: Help me!
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Cox:
(Hitting computer)
Elliot: Dr.
Cox...
Cox: Work...I
hate you...You suck!
Elliot: I know,
but I've been trying harder
lately
Cox: Barbie,
talking to the computer, but
nice self-esteem
Paul: Hey cowboy,
how about you back off the little
lady and we'll all agree that
you are really really scary?
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Ted:
We have a telegram from Nurse
Paul Flowers, (giggles) that
name is funny... Ahem, this
is my band...
Carla: Ohmigod
Ted, everyone knows, TV themes!
Ted: That's
old news doll face, we do commercial
jingles now...
Ted & Band:
"Ooooh ahh, the best part
of waking up is Elliot in your
cup, in your cup"
Elliot: That's
it?
Ted & Band:
"By Mennen"
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JD:
Whatcha got there?
Janitor: New
circular saw, just bought it,
4 horsepower, 3500 rpms, titanium
finger guard
JD: Why would
you need a saw in a hospital?
Janitor: Why
would an old hen need a banjo?
JD: Why does
an old hen need a banjo?
Janitor: Why
would I buy a saw if I didn't
have stuff to cut?
JD: You wouldn't,
that would be crazy
Janitor: Exactly....
Need some help with that?
JD: No thank
you, I'm fine
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Turk:
That's a great set Arnold. You
got a little stringy thing hanging
from your sleeve there, oh sorry,
that's your arm!
JD: Look, I'm
sorry I told all the surgeons
about your ballet thing
Turk: I don't
give a crap what these clowns
think, man. Todd camped out
in a full on wizard outfit to
see the last Harry Potter movie
Todd: Dude,
you swore you wouldn't tell,
we even high-fived on it
Turk: Todd,
we high-five on everything
Todd: That's
such a lame excuse, I'm totally
pissed at you.... High-five!
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JD:
Turk! Turk! Wait, wait, wait.
Look, I can totally get you
back in with all the surgery
boys
Turk: Can you
really, totally?
JD: Yeah man,
I'll just talk to them. You
know, shmitty, shultzy, trigger,
fig sack, small Pete, little
Pete, tiny Pete, the jackal,
aardvark, and steve
Turk: Dude,
who the hell are you talking
about?
JD: Oh yeah,
we all went out last night and
I sorta made up some new nicknames
for all the fellas. By the way,
you're slappy bag
Turk: You lost
it
JD: C'mon slappy
bag
Turk: Don't
call me slappy bag
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Dr.
Kelso: Ted, you're a
simpleton
Ted: That's funny,
because I thought I was rubber
and you were glue
Dr. Kelso: Idiot!
Ted: Boing fwip |
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Ted
& Band: "Boing
fwip" |
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Ted
& Band: "You
deserve Ted's band today, so
get up and get away..."
JD: Ted, you
guys suck!
Ted & Band:
"Boing fwip"
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