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Turk:
Hospital just lost its second-hottest employee.
Carla: Don't think you can drool all over her just because
you rank me number one.
Turk: Baby, Nurse Tisdale's number one.
Turk: You g--you gotta be single to be on the list.
Elliot: You actually rank the women of this hospital by
their appearance?
J.D.: Calm down, Twelve.
Elliot: Yes, top twenty! |
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J.D.'s
Narration: God bless Molly Ringwald. And this Molly. Ah,
the hell with it! God bless Mollys everywhere! |
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Elliot:
How was it?
Molly: Weird. His tongue was freezing.
J.D.: I gave her the ol' ice tongue. It's easy to do,
you just have to be really smooth.
Molly: He kept running to the kitchen to put ice on his
tongue.
Elliot: Ugh, I always hated ice tongue. And sometimes
his lips seemed so greasy.
J.D.: I'm telling you, Turk. Olive oil.
Turk: Dude, just because it's good on salad doesn't mean
it's good on your lips. |
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Denise:
Howdy, partner! Name's Denise Lemon. Looks like we got
ourselves a little ambu-date -- that's "ambulance"
and "date" put together. I got a million of
those! |
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J.D.:
Should we get out of here?
Molly: D'you think you can handle it?
J.D.: No. But you won't know until after. |