Turk: Hospital just lost its second-hottest employee.
Carla: Don't think you can drool all over her just because you rank me number one.
Turk: Baby, Nurse Tisdale's number one.
Turk: You g--you gotta be single to be on the list.
Elliot: You actually rank the women of this hospital by their appearance?
J.D.: Calm down, Twelve.
Elliot: Yes, top twenty!
J.D.'s Narration: God bless Molly Ringwald. And this Molly. Ah, the hell with it! God bless Mollys everywhere!
Elliot: How was it?
Molly: Weird. His tongue was freezing.
J.D.: I gave her the ol' ice tongue. It's easy to do, you just have to be really smooth.
Molly: He kept running to the kitchen to put ice on his tongue.
Elliot: Ugh, I always hated ice tongue. And sometimes his lips seemed so greasy.
J.D.: I'm telling you, Turk. Olive oil.
Turk: Dude, just because it's good on salad doesn't mean it's good on your lips.
Denise: Howdy, partner! Name's Denise Lemon. Looks like we got ourselves a little ambu-date -- that's "ambulance" and "date" put together. I got a million of those!
J.D.: Should we get out of here?
Molly: D'you think you can handle it?
J.D.: No. But you won't know until after.