Todd: Let's get our last day on!
Jordan: Hey everyone
JD: Oh, Ms. Sullivan, thank you for helping us with Mr. Bober
Jordan: Oh, don't mention it, and even though I wasn't invited to your little party I brought presents for everyone
Cox: Brace yourself there, newbie
Jordan: Carla, my ex-husband is in love with you. It's true, ask your boyfriend, he knows, he and Perry talk about it all the time. I don't know why you haven't mentioned this to her, perhaps you are afraid of something? And Bob, when are you going to tell Perry that the promotion that your making him jump through hoops for was filled months ago, it just seems wrong. Which brings us to twinkie, if you don't have the courage to tell your colleague Dr. Dorian that you're still crazy about him, I am going to go ahead and do it for you, cause that's what friends do. And finally Perry, you are not going to believe what happened the first time I met your little protégé here
JD: (Oh, please god no)
Jordan: I slept with him and it was good, Oh! How's that for stirring things up? Have a great summer everyone!
JD: Are you dying?
JD: I wish people would call me tiger
Cox: That's crazy talk
Cox: To what do we owe the horror?
Cox: Oh gee, that would just be duckie
Turk: No, no high five for you
Todd: Todd did bad?
Turk: Todd did very bad