J.D.: The Todd forgot to breathe again. Starting CPR.
Elliot: Mr. Gerst, what seems to be the problem?
Gerst: I took some pills.
Elliot: Come on, help me out here. Were they happy pills, sad pills, sleepy pills, wake up pills, sane pills, pain pills, brain pills, Spain pills...
Turk: Hey dude, check out what I found when I was taking out the trash!
J.D.: That is the most ridiculous hat I've ever seen. (And I must have it)
Carla: Turk, you're the one I don't know if I can trust, so how am I supposed to trust that I can trust you telling me that I can trust you?
Turk: My head hurts.