JD: Holy crap! It's David Copperfield
	JD: (laughing) David Copperfield: Woohoo, Magic!
	Cox: Now, you listen to me Newbie, I'm not doing this because I get my jollies off being your mentor and I'm damn sure not doing it so that years from now I can say 'boy I knew him when'. I'm doing it because if I don't people would die JD: Thanks for your help
	JD: (crunch) This pear is delicious!
	Elliot: And your Dad was right about you! Mr. Bragan: Why don't you tell him yourself? Mr. Bragan's Dad: Hey assface Mr. Bragan: Hey Pops
	Cox: Let's say we let superdoc here take him JD: Are you too busy eating sour grapes? Cox: You peeked in your shorts and found a pair!
	Dr. Kelso: You went to four years of college and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume you are at least eight
	JD: Oh thank god! We were looking all over for you. Rowdy bad! I don't know why he always goes to your door. Do you have a stuffed cat?
	JD: Please, I know all there is to know about thrombotic ..thrombocyte ..cyte ..top ..top ..top ..top ..toppy ..toppy Laverne: Thromboticthrombocytopenicprophera
	Turk: Carla has something she would like to tell you, Carla Carla: I didn't mean to upset you, even though everything I said was true and you know it Turk: Baby, that is a god awful apology, that is just god awful
	Cox: Oh puh-leaze explain medicine to me because without you I don't know what to do Dr. Kelso: Admitting it is the first step Perry, am I right, Ace? JD: You are correct Sir! Cox: That's enough on that one, I think we clearly exhausted it
	Cox: Yes, hello, could we please get my hormonal, extremely annoying ex-wife's amnio underway? Jordan: Wow, I can't wait to write that down in the baby journal. Could you be a bigger ass right now? Cox: Could you have a bigger ass right now? (gets pushed)
	Cox: What in the hell is going on in here? Nurse: The amnio triggered premature labor Cox: Excuse me, she is only 24 weeks. Jordan, cut it out right now! Jordan: Is he yelling at me? Nurse: Yes, he is. I'm going to give you a shot of turbutelline Jordan: And you know what else, he said I had a fat ass before Cox: The nice kind?
	Ted: Now, you haven't discussed the lawsuit with Mr. Bragan, have you? Elliot: (A lawsuit !?!) It sort of came up, yeah Ted: Oh god, tell me you didn't antagonize him Elliot: (So sue me!) Ted: Or admit fault Elliot: (That is totally my fault) Ted: Oh c'mon, a good lawyer couldn't win this case!