My Lucky Night

	Janitor: Hey, come here a sec. We want to do stuff to ya JD: Crap the Janitor and he's with Sloppy Joe guy. Just distract them before they do whatever they've got planned Janitor: We were thinking... JD: I've got a riddle for you. Troy: This isn't how you said it would go Janitor: Troy! We're listening JD: Two coins add up to thirty cents and one of them is not a nickel Janitor: So what are they? JD: It's a riddle, you figure it out Janitor: Troy, get your hat, we're going to the bank
	Janitor: Two coins, thirty cents, no nickels. C'mon you can do this you went to Harvard for god sake Troy: Relax, I figured it out Janitor: Okay, you gave me a penny and what appears to be a button on which you have written twenty-nine cents Troy: Can't we just kill him? Janitor: No, that's what he wants us to do
	Janitor: We solved your dumb game Troy: We've been to the liberry Janitor: Brary, Troy, Library
	Janitor: What two coins when you put them together make thirty cents and one of them isn't a nickel, hmm, a penny and a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly twenty nine cents JD: Nope nope nope. The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel Janitor: No, because you said that one of them isn't a nickel JD: Right, the other one is Janitor: You lied to me JD: No, it's a riddle
	JD: What the hell? Janitor: It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat, one of them wasn't me
	Cox: Let me go ahead and share alittle something special with you that i like to call Perry's perspective: one, if someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and can't decide what they want in the half hour it took to get to the register then i should be allowed to kill them; two, i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn; three, and most importantly of all, the only way to be respected as a doctor and a man is to be an island, you are born alone, you damn sure die alone. isn't that right spike? the point is, and you might want to jot this down, only the weak need help JD: I should get that tattooed on my neck
	Cox: Long story short there Molly, I will always whistle at you like your a blonde with big bombs and I am a construction worker just released from prison, is that clear? JD: Crystal
	JD: I still don't think I should go see her Intercom: Doctors leave and win her back please report to the ER. Leave and win her back
	Cox: Fair enough, I am going to go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles and you feel free to gets this filled out whenever you want
	Cox: So I guess this pretty much makes me your bitch now Jordan: Oh Perry, you always were
	Elliot: So what, JD and I slept together, it's not that big a deal Sean: You know Betty from work, I see her everyday right , how would you feel if I told you we slept together Elliot: Well, I would be disturbed Sean, because Betty is a harp seal Sean: Yeah, but a harp seal that is smart, funny, and she totally gets me
	Turk: (Aaron Neville impression)... patient transferred to recovery room awake and stable
	Turk: Scalpel Carla: Scalpel what? Turk: Scalpel please Carla: Here you go baby, sorry, doctor baby Dr. Wen: Shall we proceed doctor baby? Carla: You know poppy, this guy looks alot like your waxer Todd: The Todd says what now? Turk: Nothing, she meant her waxer, cause, we're working guys Dr. Wen: No, I want to hear this Carla: It's no big deal. I make Turk wax his chest so he doesn't give me a rash Todd: Oh, ok. Does she also make you wax your vagina? Sterile high five!