My Mentor

	JD: So right now, the one thing I want you to think about, How would you like to sound like this? (robot voice) Will: This is so cool (robot voice) JD: No, it's not Will: Weedy, weedy, weedy, okay doc (robot voice) JD: It's not a toy, would you like to play a game? (robot voice)
	JD: (When you really lock in with a mentor you start to understand the meaning behind their words) Cox: You do whatever you want JD: (Means great idea) Cox: I am just happy you haven't messed up yet today JD: (Means you are really coming along as a doctor) Cox: Don't ever touch me! JD: (Means don't ever touch him)
	Carla: Take two Turks as needed, apply to sensitive areas, who wrote this? Turk: Wassup?
	JD: So, how's surgery? Todd: It rocks, but my bedroom, that's where I really operate. Am I right? C'mon, show Todd some love! JD: I hate showing Todd love (smack)
	Cox: You realize of course it's your attention to detail that impresses me most
	Cox: You're having a big day there, Susan
	JD: He's a jerk Elliot: He's a jerk Doug: He's a jerk Kelso: He's a jerk Janitor: You're a jerk
	Carla: I'm going to go sit down because your so sexy my knees are weak Turk: Really?
	Cox: Can I count on you to never drop by here ever again or should I just go ahead and move?
	JD: Rowdy, No!
	JD: Ok, if he comes at you just try and roll out the door
	Cox: I know the couch isn't very deep but we could move the back cushion and spoon
	Cox: Will you tell me the answer to this question? Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
	JD: It's time for a bold move
	Cox: Hey Newbie, know what your problem is? JD: My bones hurt
	Cox: I can braid your hair
	Cox: I'm just happy you haven't messed up yet today
	Cox: I don't care
	JD: How's it going? Janitor: I'm 37 years old and I'm a janitor, how do you think it's going? JD: Now there is nothing wrong with being a janitor Janitor: Thank you, you've turned my life around. I'm going to have to go tell my janitor wife and all our janitor kids that life is worth living and that comes straight from our hero, Doctor Whosit, Doctor Nothing. No seriously, come on. You can come over to my house and point out things that are cheap
	Cox: If you can't stick to your convictions, you'll never make it as a doctor JD: (screams and head explodes) Cox: I can't believe your head exploded. If your head explodes you'll never make it as a doctor