My New Old Friend

	JD: That would be stupid!
	JD: Why so sad chocolate bear?
	Todd: Dude, what were her boobs like? Elliot: Todd, I am standing right here Todd: I'm sorry, what are your boobs like?
	Elliot: This is good, it feels like we really turned a corner, you know? JD: (Throw her down on that gurney and mount her like a lion) I know
	Todd: What's up medical dawgs? JD: (Okay, you're smarter than him, think of something clever to get him out of here) Hey Todd (fakes throwing a ball) Todd: What the hell, did you just throw something out in to the hall?
	Janitor: Well, if the cut was that deep, I'd probably just pull your arm off. Once again, Doctor Jan Itor, Doctor Jan Itor
	Janitor: I was thinking about what you said, and you're right, a bunch of kids don't want to hear about being a janitor JD: I never said that Janitor: It's okay, cause instead, I am going to be a doctor. I borrowed some stuff from your locker, our locker, and if I don't get it back to you within like two days, consider it gone
	JD: What? Elliot: Nothing JD: Than what's with the look? Elliot: I have a crick in my neck. See, since I no longer have any furniture for my new place, I had to sleep in my tub last night. How was your date? [Flashback] JD: The Italian people are really good at making sauce [End Flashback] JD: Fantastic Elliot: You are such an ass
	Cox: Would you say you have been in contact with many exotic primates this year? Mr. Corman: I have been to the zoo, yes Cox: And while you where there did you go ahead and jump right in to the cage and play toss the poop with the other monkeys? If you did, then you might just have Yaba, but if that's the case it would be way way down on the list of your problems
	Elliot: You know what we should do? Everything I own is in the back of this truck, including my bed. We just should just get in there, get naked, and have sex one last time just get it out of our system.... JD I was kidding to prove a point JD: I know.... Oh yeah, this is how you like it
	JD: Going on vacation? Janitor: I get it, because I am a Janitor, so when I pack for vacation I just pack cleaning supplies. That's funny JD: I thought so Janitor: Actually, I am going to speak at my son's career day JD: About being a janitor? Janitor: You don't think there are kids out there that want to grow up to make the world sparkle? JD: I didn't mean it that way? Janitor: How did you mean it?
	JD: Hey, you're black right? Turk: Here we go JD: I hate that stereotype that all black people yell at movie screens. You go to see some horror flick and you be yelling like 'don't go in there girl, he behind the door'. It's like, it's offensive Turk: You wish you could yell at the screen don't you? JD: Why does she go in there? He's behind the door!
	Cox: Ah damn, I missed the annual sleep over, didn't I? That wonderful time of year when you crazy two kids throw caution to the wind and make sweet elbowy love to each other. Don't you be shy, tell Uncle Coxy about the naugh-ty Elliot: Dr. Cox, I lost my apartment and so I was needing a place to stay Cox: So, you went over to your friends house and cried on his shoulder, boo hoo wah, and you of course comforted her because she was weak and vulnerable and blah blah blah, nerdy sex, the end
	Laverne: Could you speak up, Mr. Roberts doesn't hear so well Elliot: Laverne, if you are looking for your beeswax, none of that is over here, okay? Laverne: Now she's all mad (on the phone) Elliot: Look, I just really needed your help last night and you completely bailed on me JD: You're the one who drew all these lines up, said we're not in a relationship right now Elliot: JD, I wasn't looking for a boyfriend last night, I was looking for a friend Laverne: Guess she told him, gotta go (on the phone)
	Lisa: Hey JD JD: Oh, hey Lisa Turk: Dude, with gift shop chick, did you ever nn-unn? Carla: Turk! Elliot's right here Elliot: Why would I care? Carla: I'm sorry, I guess when I was passing by JD's room the other night he was telling a different Dr. Reid not to stop Turk: Dr. Reid, sweet!