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Todd:
Dude, chick threats are hot!
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Cox:
Have you actually seen what you
look like today?
Elliot: I know, I'm a skank |
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JD:
She called me Bambi in front of
everyone, my name is not Bambi!
Janitor: It's Scooter!
Short for scooter pie |
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Janitor:
Hey, from now on you're name is
scooter
JD: I don't get it
Janitor: Short for scooter
pie, I hate scooter pies
JD: Oh, now I see.... (you
big jerk) |
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The
Todd: Dude, you know what
else stands up for itself?
JD: You know Todd, I'm
not sure, but I am going to guess
that it's your penis
The Todd: It is!
JD: Oh no (high five slap) |
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The
Todd: What up T-dawg?
JD: Okay, the only way
to avoid the high five with
Todd is not to say anything
that he can connect to sex
The Todd: How you doing?
JD: (makes so-so gesture)
The Todd: Dude, that's
totally how my car was rocking
when I took this girl out last
night (creaking noise) Am I
right?
JD: Ah, he earned it
(high five slap) Pain!
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