JD: The hematopathologist (thunder) Hello?
Dr Bob: Call me Dr. Bob
JD: You go by your first name?
Dr Bob: No, first name's Fred
JD: Fred Bob!?!
Dr. Bob: What can I do you for?
JD: Hi, I was hoping that you could recheck Ben Sullivan's blood smear
Dr Bob: Well that depends young man, do you actually think I made a mistake or do you just wish I did?
JD: I kinda wish you did
Dr Bob: Then I'll do it
Cox: Hey, Ben, look what the cat tried to drag in right before it was skinned and eaten
Ben: (takes picture of Jordan)
Jordan: You're still with the annoying camera?
Ben: You just skipped the whole part where people say hello to each other
Jordan: Hello Benji, you look very pale
Ben: I miss the sweet talk
Jordan: Maybe its been too long, maybe my feelings were hurt alittle bit
Cox: Feelings? That's a good one
Ben: Jordan, you're a big girl now, when you got the divorce you put people in the awkward position of having to choose between you and Perry
Jordan: You're my brother!
Ben: Well, admittedly, that made it harder. Ooh, good one, me so cranky!

JD: What's that like, your lucky board or something?
Ben: This? It's a nail gun accident
JD: Ohmigod, that's disgusting
Cox: I already dosed him with morphine and the x-ray says the nail went straight through so it's not that big of deal, oh dear god, she's getting woozy, quickly show her the bloody side
Ben: Look at that, touch the nail, wanna touch it, touch the nail, touch my nail, touch it, lick the tip of my nail
JD: (faints)
Cox: Goodnight!

JD: Neat Hug!
Ted: Too much haha, pretty soon boohoo
JD: I was surprised, I don't like surprises (flash bulb) Ohmigoodness!
Cox: Goodnight!
JD: You're a little weird aren't ya?
JD: Why do you have to jump out and scare me all the time?
Janitor: I don't jump out and scare you, I follow you around all day. I only have about an hour and a half worth of work around here, the rest of the time I track you like an animal
JD: You're kidding, right?
Janitor: I don't know, am I?