Elliot: Oh good, it's you!
Cox: What now Doctor Barbie?
David: You want some IV?
Turk: No, I'm good
David: Ya sure?
JD: Oh my god, are those smores?
Delivery Man: I've got a ton of bricks for Doctor Dorian
Mrs. Tanner: Are you a good doctor?
JD: Kinda too soon to tell
Mrs. Tanner: Feisty, I like that
JD: Go to the top of the Eiffel tower
Mrs. Tanner: Done
JD: Fine, go to the top of the Meiffel tower
Mrs. Tanner: Oh, now you're making stuff up
JD: No I'm not, it's right here, you can look at it
Mrs. Tanner: Are you okay?
JD: I'm scared
JD: You're using that somebody called joke a lot
Turk: I got a hernia patient to take care of
JD: What's his name?
Turk: Well, his name is hernia patient, but we've gotten close so I like to call him hernia
JD: He must feel so safe and taken care of
Turk: Shut up
Mrs. Tanner: Sweetie, I'm 74 years old, I'm ready to go
JD: Yeah, but with dialysis you could live another 80 or 90 years
Mrs. Tanner: I think you're being a little irrational
JD: No, I'm not
Mrs. Tanner: Everybody dies sometime
JD: No, they don't
Cox: But if you ever do want to know my opinion, rest assured it will always be that you are an incredible pain and every time I see your kewpie doll face it just makes me want to pick you up and shake you until all the hours of my life that you've wasted fall out