JD: That was a nice moment
Cox: Oh dear lord, please make it stop!
Turk: It can't go down like that, it just can't go down like that
JD: You know, I think I'm going to hit the sack before I get even more uncomfortable
JD's Dad: Are you kidding? I would love to come to your heart murmur lecture, I'm a big fan of those things
JD: Missed a spot
Turk: You know you can help, you can't even hear the television
JD: I like the pictures
Turk: What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?
Elliot's Mom: Honey, is there a rule about looking pretty here?
Elliot: Nothing official
JD: I could tell my friends were pretty upset, but still, there was a bright side. I knew I could make it worse
Cox: What you've got to do, for me, is the healthy thing. Keep all your feelings bottled up inside where they so belong
Patient: How's it going down there?
JD: If it's okay with you, we just won't talk right now. Got a needle, need to focus
Cox: Okay, that was my mistake, here I engaged you and gave you the impression that I actually care, which is just so wrong! God!