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Turk:
Good morning, tiger |
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JD:
Good god, that's cold! |
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JD:
Think, whiz kid, think! |
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JD:
What the bejesus?
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Turk:
JD, this sucks
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Colin
Hay: I have other songs
Cox: Yeah,
you do
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Turk:
Why you gotta be so cranky in
the morning?
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Dr.
Kelso: I'm sorry sport,
I was thinking about soup
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JD:
You know what's weird though,
Dr. Cox and I are pretty vegan
kosher
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JD:
I'm the Whiz kid
Janitor: You
are now!
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Cox:
I forgive you, you are forgiven,
okay?
JD: cool |
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Cox:
Now, I have killed for so much
less than that and I'll damn sure
do it again unless you all shut
the hell up right now, AND I MEAN
NOW! |
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JD:
Steady now..... be brave.....
don't cry |
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JD:
Dr. Cox, you're angry with me
Cox: No, I'm
not
JD: And you won't
admit this, but you're in love
with Carla
Carla: No, he's
not
Cox: Actually,
I am
Carla: You're
starting again |
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JD:
This is unacceptable, you said
we were going to sleep head to
foot
Turk: Dude, either
way the naughty bits are still
in the middle
JD: Yeah, but
with the head to foot alignment
there is no way for them to lock
in |
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JD:
Life in a hospital is made up
of highs and lows. For instance,
my spare pair of scrubs doesn't
match but I put my underwear in
the microwave to dry them off
and they feel goooooood! |
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Janitor:
Looks like someone switched to
big boy pants a little too soon
JD: That's very
clever, it looks like I wet myself.
Do you actually think that that's
funny?
Janitor: ....Yeah |
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Carla:
I can't believe you thought he
was a threat
Cox: I'm a threat
Carla: You're
not in love with me, you idealize
me
JD: If we could
just try and stay focused
Turk: You're
mad because I'm scared of losing
you?
Carla: Yeah,
because we are stronger than that
Cox: Apparently
not (sings) |
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JD:
Morning boy
Carla: I can't
remember the last time I was in
this foul a mood
JD: (Rowdy humping
JD's leg) Rowdy, no
Carla: Is that
supposed to cheer me up? Who would
laugh at that?
Turk: Yeah, Rowdy,
hit that! |
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JD:
What the bejesus?
Todd: Hello,
boys!
JD: What the
hell are you doing?
Todd: This is
how the Todd gets his self-esteem
on
JD: Do these
help? (JD squeezes Todd's love
handles)
Todd: Uncool!
You look totally hot mirror Todd! |
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JD:
Hey
Elliot: Hey
JD: You know
Elliot, I think we should talk
about the sexual tension
Elliot: There
is no sexual tension okay? Just
go ahead and look before your
neck snaps
JD: Awesome! |
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Cox:
You look pretty today
Carla: Don't
even start with me
Cox: You look
horrible?
Carla: I look
fantastic, and what you're doing,
that's starting. I am pretty sure
I said not to start. Laverne?
Laverne: That's
what she said
Carla: Así
que no empiezas, okay?
Cox: It's "don't
start" in spanish
Laverne: Bueno |
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JD:
Hey Elliot
Elliot: I'm not
hiding, I was just looking for
my umm, I was looking for my dignity
JD: Did you find
it?
Elliot: No, I
must have left it at college |
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JD:
Too slow! What now Mr. smart
guy?
Janitor: (sprays
JD's butt)
JD: That is
so not funny!
Dr. Kelso:
(laughs) Wet butt!
Janitor: It
gets better
JD: Is it starting
to burn?
Janitor: I
would think so. Hey, don't touch
your eyes
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Todd:
Ladies, now that the Todd is a
resident he wants to clear things
up so you don't have to wonder
anymore, yes, yes, no, yes, no,
and yes if I have been drinking
Laverne: Come
here wonder bread
Todd: What's
up doll?
Laverne: If you
ever get this close again, I will
end you
Todd: I am changing
you to a 'yes' because you're
feisty |
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JD:
Okay, fine, I am sorry I slept
with your ex-wife
Laverne: I think
I'll sit back down
JD: It was an
accident
Cox: Look, first
of all, it's not like you tripped
and fell in to her, then out of
her, and then in to her again |
