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JD:
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JD:
Hey Dr. Cox, taking a whiz?
Cox: We've been
over this before newbie, eyes
front, no talking
JD: (Okay fine,
I'll just read the wall) JD has
a tiny pickle?
Cox: Kudos for
honesty there newbie, but again,
no talking |
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Jordan:
Oh, Perry, you pee standing
up at work, that is so cute!
Would you come on? We are on
a very tight schedule
Cox: You know
Jordan, with all the baby weight
you haven't lost yet I just
went ahead a assumed you would
be used to tight things by now
Jordan: Oh,
that's lovely
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Jordan:
Well hello sailor
JD: Ahoy
Cox: Ohmigoodness
newbie, are you so uncomfortable
with Jordan here that you've
in fact stooping peeing mid-stream?
JD: I may have
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Pete:
Hey, you must be JD
JD: (He knows
my name)
Pete: I'm Dr.
Fisher, I go by Pete, never
call me Petey and we'll be friends
for life. Hey, look at this,
don't believe me? I already
got you a latte buddy, look
at that
JD: Thanks
a latte
Pete: That's
funny, we got a good one Sally
JD: (How's
that funny? Just go with it)
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JD:
Why do you think they got divorced?
Elliot: I have
no idea, I can't believe you
had to pee in front of Jordan.
I could not do that, I mean
Paul is my boyfriend and I make
him turn the volume way up on
the TV when I go. Plus, he's
not allowed in the apartment
an hour before or after I do
twosies
JD: Elliot,
you're a doctor, stop calling
it 'twosies'
Elliot: With
patients I say 'dookie'... Oh,
dookie
JD: What?
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Cox:
Well now Maggie, I can only
assume you are wiling away the
morning cat chatting with your
favorite gal pal because you
have already finished your pre-rounding
JD: I haven't
even started yet
Cox: What?
JD: Gotcha!
Finished!
Cox: That's
a good one newbie, my heart
is racing, you are quite the
prankster
JD: I could
tell you some stories
Cox: And if
there is a god in heaven, you
never will. This is Mrs. Grayson's
chart, her private practice
doctor just showed up so I am
off this one
JD: Is there
anything I need to do for her
lung nodule?
Cox: Oh, I
don't know, what do you say
you start her off on 20 cc's
of it's not my problem anymore
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Elliot:
Hi happy
Carla: I'm
hideous, I can't even get Todd
to make a sex joke. Watch this,
Hey Todd, I'm all out of the
extra long tongue depressors,
do you happen to have one for
me?
Todd: Sorry
Carla, I'm all out
Elliot: How
did he not say "Yeah, in
my pants"?
Carla: God,
I don't know what is so different
about me since I got engaged
Todd: Wait,
I found one. It's not made of
wood, but give me a minute.
Hey, have you checked Mr. Oberman
for hypertension? Because I've
got hypertension right here
Elliot: No
way!
Todd: Boobies!...
Charts
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JD:
(Turk likes to blow off steam
by playing basketball before
surgery. I always get my ass
kicked... but not today) grrr
Turk: And that's
game!
JD: How the
hell did we loose? We have Chet
Chet: Sorry
man
JD: Chet, you
suck! AHHHH!
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Todd:
Oh, miss pac man, I would sex
that bow right off your head.
Eat those dots you naughty naughty
girl |
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Pete:
Welcome to today's Lecture, the
biomechanical reaction of Dr.
Perry Cox when he is not being
listened to. Stage 1, the jaw
clench, quickly followed by stage
2, syllable elongation
Cox: Newbie,
I reeealllly don't have time to
repeat myself
Pete: Finally,
stage 3, Dr. cox begrudgingly
offers a little respect but then
distances himself by overusing
the word 'there'
Cox: But I got
to give it to you there for yanking
my chain there, there
Pete: The young
soldier is offered a prize for
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Cox:
Monica, just because you have
a new buddy doesn't mean you can
all of a sudden drop all of your
regular duties and I know I just
said 'drop your duties' and so
help me god if you even smile
I will crush you in to two little
newbie cubes and hang you from
my rear view mirror |
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JD:
(Watching Dr. Cox and Pete fight
over me was... ah hell, I'll say
it, it was awesome!)
Cox: You went
ahead a took something that did
not belong to you
JD: (That seems
a little possessive, but I'm flattered)
Cox: Worse then
that, you did it knowing full
well exactly how I felt about
her
JD: (Ah, he wouldn't
be Dr. Cox if he didn't refer
to me as a 'her')
Pete: hey, for
what it's worth, I didn't make
the first move
JD: That's a
lie, you bought me a latte...
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Elliot:
I gotta get this thing fixed
Janitor: Allow
me, may I. What you got here
is a medicall XJ. Has a hip
guard on it, I'm guessing its
always coming loose
Elliot: It
is always coming loose!
Janitor: I've
been there, I've seen it, I
fixed it. Give that a try missy
Elliot: Thank
you!
Janitor: For
what? Doing my job? This kind
of thing gets me up in the morning,
that and the smell of urinal
cakes. Anyway, I'll see you
around, have a good one!
Elliot: Back
at ya!
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JD:
So you are saying the janitor
is a nice person?
Elliot: He is
such a sweetie
JD: I am going
to ask him an innocuous little
question and his answer will be
filled with hate, just filled
with it. How's it going?
Janitor: Very
well sir, thank you for asking,
how are you?
JD: Do you not
see hate?
Elliot: What
is wrong with you?
JD: That was
a good one
Janitor: I think
so... alright go, hold it....
JD: He's doing
it! |
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JD:
Hey Dr. Cox
Cox: Still no
talking in the bathroom newbie.
Know what's weird?
JD: That you're
allowed to talk? |
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Jordan:
There you are
Cox: Hey babe
Jordan: Hey handsome,
how are you?... Oh, hello DJ
JD: Hey Jordan...
How you doing? |
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