My Philosophy

	Elaine and Cast: "Waiting For My Real Life To Begin"
	Turk: Dude, why eat medical supplies when you've got pudding and tater tots right here? It makes no sense!
	Elliot: Dr. Kelso, I am through taking my clothes off in front of men! Dr. Kelso: I think I can speak for all of us when I say, we'll live
	Cox: So here's the deal Mrs. Larkin, you have a valvular defect in your heart Mr. Larkin: Oh god! Mrs. Larkin: Relax Steve, he's a worrier JD: Me too, I'm a worrier
	Todd: Have you two met? Elliot: Todd, you're overcompensating, you're gay, and you need to be okay with it Todd: Oh yeah, if I'm gay why do I work out so much?
	JD: Hey homeslice, we've talked about this. You don't get in to bed until I come here, so I can see your boo-tay Elaine: If I finally get a damn heart I'll let you eat ice cream off it JD: You are naughty
	JD: It's beautiful, but my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy. (laughing) So you're going to ask Carla? Turk: I'm doing it! JD: Okay, ready? (slaps Turk) Ya sure? Turk: I'm positive
	JD: I'd say she's pregnant Cox: Just a terrific catch there Newbie. Listen to her heart will ya, I heard Mitral-Stenosis and I need an extra set of ears, lets go JD: It's kinda flattering that you'd choose me Cox: Ears Newbie, ears, not mouth
	Carla: So anyway Laverne I have to fly out late for the funeral tonight and I am going to need your help covering my shifts Laverne: Anything for you honey Carla: Thanks Mama JD: Hey Laverne, can I borrow a nickel so I can get a soda Laverne: Sorry, this window is closed
	Cox: Holy cow, I'm so sorry. I guess for my part I think death is a lot like that story quite frankly, but if there is a god, it will be a lot quicker and half as painful Elaine: It's fun to annoy him JD: It's what I do
	JD: You know, you and I are a lot alike. We may seem like the kind of guy you can throw in a headlock and draw a mustache on, but, in cruchtime we always come through... It's time.... C'mon
	Turk: Will you marry me? Carla: What did you say? Turk: I think I said, "Will you marry me?" Carla: Turk, wow! Turk: I got a ring, I don't have it on me, but it's in a safe place
	Cox: What? JD: I think the Larkins compliment each other, they are a good team. Kind of remind me of us Cox: Roseanne, granted I was, as usual, only halfway listening to you but I got the sinking feeling you just compared us to a married couple. I know a girl can dream, but this is never going to happen
	Turk: You had six bran muffins Ralphie, how is it that you don't have to go yet? Carla: Turk, I still have to pack tonight, are you sure you want to have dinner? Turk: I am positive Carla: Hey cutie Turk: Alright Ralphie new tactic, I want you to do what I do okay? I want you to imagine that there are tiny little men inside your booty trying to push the dookie, push the dookie out Ralphie! Can you imagine that for me?
	Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, are you off for the day? Elliot: Oh, I just didn't have a place to change Laverne: Ummhmm Dr. Kelso: Laverne, I am going to pretend you're not wearing that Laverne: Don't you usually wait until you get home before you do that? Elliot: Plus, according to county statute all medical facilities in this region are required to provide single sex bathrooms and change rooms for their employees. Put that in your suggestion box and smoke it!
	JD: Congratulations, so when are you going to ask her? Turk: Tonight, I am going to make her a nice dinner and then I'm going to put the ring in her champagne glass JD: Might as well put it in her cham-lame glass Turk: Okay Mr. Know-It-All, what would you do? JD: First you gotta get like fifty candles and spread them all over the room with some rose petals Turk: That's right, because the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing JD: Like a meadow in springtime Carla: What are you guys talking about? Turk: Nothing, guy talk JD: Bitches and Hoes
	JD: I honestly believe, in hospitals, there's like this balance you know? It's like when one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life Cox: Oh my god, you must stop watching the lion king! JD: I like that baby lion cub, what's his name? Cox: Simba JD: Trick question, you like it too!
	Janitor: Can I borrow a pen? JD: Here, take this one Janitor: Thanks JD: See, we don't always have to be like 'bleh-bleh-bleh', we can be like 'hey, how you doing? I'm good, thanks', this can work, we can be there for each other Janitor: It's just a pen Scooter, not a kidney... Thanks JD: No, you keep it Janitor: Really? It makes me look smarter... Off to scrub the crappers
	Janitor: Thanks for the pen (huge ink stain) JD: Oh no Janitor: Yeah, this is my favorite T-shirt, and this is my favorite skin JD: You know I would never mean for that to happen, you know that right? Janitor: Yeah, I know that JD: Okay, this is alittle cozy for me Janitor: Is it?