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Carla:
You know, on a first date, I could see what a guy was
wearing and know exactly how far he was gonna get that
night.
Elliot: Oh, me, too. And that guy's gettin' boobies.
Carla: Yeah, he is.
Elliot: Whoa! That guy's gettin' a hug at the door. Heh.
And that guy is getting a fake name and a phone number
with six digits. |
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J.D.:
It's so great, because the residents are practically our
slaves.
J.D.'s Thoughts: Aggghhh! I just said "slaves"
to my new black girlfriend!
Kylie: Unfreeze, J.D. It's over. |
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Danni:
Quarantinis, anyone? |
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Danni:
Hey, grouchy pants! Do you wanna hang out?
Dr. Cox: Does "hang out" mean choke you?
Ted: Hey, Danni, what's shakin'?
Ted: Turk and Carla's wedding -- we made out?
Doug: So did we.
Danni: Was it at the same time? Because I have a habit
of doing that at people's weddings.
Dr. Cox: Leaving. Good show, fellas. |
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Todd:
I went out with this girl, she was like the worst first
date ever. I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and for
some reason I decide to take it out--
Carla: Okay. Your turn is done. |
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J.D.:
What the hell are you doing?
Bum: I need more cash.
J.D.: For what?
Bum: I'm puttin' DSL in my box.
J.D.: Fine! But know this: you've been nothing but a disappointment
to me since the moment I ran over you. |
