Turk: Whenever J.D. and I are bored, we like to play a little game called "toe or finger"?
Carla: Uh-huh?
Turk: You close your eyes, and I run either a toe or finger underneath your nose and try to guess which one it is! Huh!?
J.D.: Thanks for letting us crash here, man.
Todd: The Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers.
J.D.: Okay.... Oh, cool picture. Which one of those guys is you?
Todd: Oh, I don't swim. So there's only one rule if you're gonna stay at el casa de Todd. You gotta hammock up.
J.D.: Oh, I don't--I don't have one of those, Todd.
Todd: No problem.What are you, about a medium?
J.D.: Extra-medium.
Todd: This'll work. And it'll look good, too.
Dr. Cox: I've only actually met the child once, so I think it's pretty important that we figure out a way to spend some alone-time with him.
Jordan: Perry, if I'm gonna be spending a lot of time with someone else's child, it's gonna be with our neighbor's 17-year-old. And don't think he hasn't asked. Oh...Pablo. Mm.
J.D.: I missed you, my African-American friend.
Turk: Call me Brown Bear.
J.D.: Brown Bear.