Cox: Oh, and Belinda, do you know what else is real contagious? A big ole smile! JD: Elliot got some booty dance Cox: You're a doctor, you might get sick.... get over it! Cox: What's up porn star? JD: Thanks, that's comforting Sean: Ok, so I'll call you later and you can explain to me what just happened Todd: So, Dr. Cox, I haven't had a chance to tell you this yet, your name rocks! JD: Why did you let me switch patients with you? Cox: Because you asked me too, oh, and because of your puppy dog eyes Carla: I think I saw them waiting for you in the you're full of crap ward Laverne: Go on, you know the way Elliot: Why can't couples these days just be together, you know? Sean: Why is always about sex? Elliot: Yes, Sean, yes Sean: You know Freud said that 90% of all human behavior is motivated by sexual impulses. Give me some credit, I would say at least 30% of my behavior is motivated by advertising and the rest by violence in film Elliot: For me it's 98% getting my dad to love me and 2% chocolate Cox: The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth, I hate my body Turk: What? Cox: Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle Turk: You should give speeches to teenage girls Dr. Kelso: Doctor Dorian, I understand you might need a refresher course in hospital safety. This is a syringe, when filled with infected blood where is the last place you might want to stick it? JD: In my arm Dr. Kelso: Very good Doctor Dorian Ted: Ooh, Mr. sarcastic strikes again, for god sakes sir, just fire me!