My Sex Buddy

	Cox: Oh Joy!
	Todd: You know, I had a good mind to spank her yesterday Turk: What, she screw up with one of your patients too? Todd: No
	JD: Tell him we'll do the best we can Carla: C'mon, can't we just tell him that he can go JD: Where's the wiggle room in that? There's no wiggle
	JD: What did you do? Alright, don't panic, maybe she didn't enjoy it. Oh c'mon, who you kidding?
	Cox: What's up Laverne? Laverne: This Friday my church group is doing a production of RENT if you want to go Cox: Yeah, what's up that doesn't make me want to shoot myself?
	JD: Time to take the G-R off my gratitude and give that old bastard some attitude, JD style! Carla: His office is that way JD: I know, I have to go throw up first
	Dr. Kelso: Does this nametag say Chief of Medicine? JD: Ah, yes sir Dr. Kelso: Funny, because that couple back there though it said "Hi I'm Bob, ask me about your baby's johnson"
	JD: And that's when she said the words every man is dying to hear Elliot: I guess we could just be sex buddies JD: (victory trumpet) ...If you want
	Elliot: I can't do this JD: Okay, less tongue less tongue Elliot: No this, you know, sex buddies (defeat trumpet)
	Elliot: Why are you being so weird? Cox: Well, that could be because he is shaving his dome so much lately that the hair is actually starting to grow inward, it's an affliction commonly known as the infro
	Cox: Oh, and Barbie, lets say word were to get out that Uncle Cox was doling out the feel-goods, I'll make you pay, you have no idea, huge!
	(JD kicks basketball away) Turk: Apologize! JD: Apologize to you? Turk: No, to Richard, that was his basketball JD: Hello Richard, I'll tell you what, tomorrow at lunch I'll bring you a new basketball... and a hoagie
	JD: How did this happen? Elliot: JD, I'm homeless. I have no money, and everything I own is outside in a truck. My life is a mess, plus you were going through a lot too JD: My peep was on the fritz. Much better now, thank you for asking Elliot: The point is we were stressed out and vulnerable and we made a mistake JD: Four times, and a half if you count that last thing
	Elliot: By the way, that third time, wow! Where did you learn that? [Flashback] Turk: What you watching buddy? JD: Animal Planet Turk: Why does that one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass? JD: I don't know, but she seems to love it! [End Flashback] JD: The Congo
	JD: You know what we could do, we could have sex again, I'm throwing it out there Elliot: Bite me JD: Oh c'mon, I'm sorry, I was kidding, it was a joke Elliot: No, I mean it, like you did last night, come bite me
	Elliot: What the hell, Turk! Cox: Good Barbie, now really access the anger Elliot: How could you do that to me? Cox: Yeah, honestly, how could you? Turk: I just wanted to protect you, give you a little break Cox: The old, I'm trying to help you. Barbie, see through that. You kick him, you kick him right now! Turk: Elliot... I'm sorry
	Elliot: I just wanted to let you know that Turk did the right thing by taking my patients off of my service Cox: No, what that yellow bellied scalpel jock should have done was go down to surgery and schedule himself for an early morning addapairtome, that way, if it took he'd have the stones to at least come and talk to you next time you had a problem
	Janitor: What's all that about? JD: I can't tell you, doctor-patient confidentiality Janitor: Oh, right, tell me! JD: No no, I'm not kidding, I can't Janitor: Can't or won't? JD: Can't! Janitor: Won't!
	Janitor: Yeah, there's been some break-ins, had to change all the locks on these lockers, you should have gotten your new combination in the mail JD: Well, I didn't. Do you know what it is? You're not going to tell me are you? Janitor: Can't, janitor-locker confidentiality JD: ... He made that up