Kristin: This is fun
Cox: I love the part right before we start hating each other
Kristin: You like strong women, don't you?
Cox: Are you kidding me, there the only ones I let ruin my life
Cox: Don't worry about it, it's all good in the hood
Turk: Show a little booty
Cox: No, no, no, you put that away, think of the children
JD: Bye bye, bye bye, moving on, see ya later
JD: Lets face it, we earned the right to be a little cocky
Cox: Thank you sensei, you've touched me deeply
JD: The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist
JD: What are you doing?
JD: Hi, I'm doctor Dorian
Carla: God, you two are dorks
Cox: Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak or do you find that you drift in and out?
Janitor: I don't know, I think that most of the bad things that happen around here are your fault
Todd: What the hell just happened?
Elliot: You're a Jerk!
JD: Except for the ass part, I actually have a great ass, it's firm like mutton
Carla: Nice job, Bambi
Janitor: Where are you going? Stay and play
JD: Do you have any questions before we get started?
JD: I'll call Ripley's!
JD: You don't scare me, woman!
JD: What do you say you put some gloves on Shirley and get the hell in here?
Carla: Did you just snap at me, because I think he just snapped at me
JD: I'm sorry
Carla: Yeah, you are
JD: I'm sorry
JD: Easy Tiger
Elliot: What up?
JD: You can stare at me all you want
Laverne: You don't have to apologize to me, you will have to answer to Jesus
Cox: Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall in which you're leaning against, of course, then you would be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know, here it's a conundrum, but don't you worry about it, I'll tackle that one right up stairs. In the meantime you could at least pretend to be doing some work, and right about now, even though you don't have your basket, its just a terrific time for you to skip away Shirley...skip away....skip away... skip away, skip skip skip to my loo, woohoo!