Carla: You're right, he definitely has a cute little butt
Elliot: It's almost like it's been sculpted
JD: Who cares? Everyone has a cute butt, I have a cute butt
Carla: You should bring it in someday
Janitor: Tick tock, Clarice
JD: Mission Accomplished!
JD: It's good to be the king
JD: You Slut!
Elliot: That was more subtle in my head
Carla: It's hard being you isn't it?
Cox: It is!
Janitor: You're Stupid
JD: That's it?
Janitor: Give it time, it'll eat at ya
JD: Am I stupid?
Elliot: Yeah, a little bit
Cox: Neato! Now, what do you want, a tip? Get out! Go, go, go!
JD: You know, it's okay to be impressed by me, most girls are
Cox: Wow, you look great
Carla: You're not messing with me, right?
Cox: No, but I'd like to
Carla: Do you know what I mean?
Cox: After 25 minutes the only way I could know what you mean more is if you wrote "my boyfriend doesn't open up to me" on a big wooden mallet and repeatedly smashed me over the head with it
Carla: Why can't you just for once dig deep down in your heart, access some emotions and empathize with me?
Cox: I'm sorry, what were we doing?
Carla: See, that's why no one likes you
Cox: Hey, you like me a little bit and so..do..you..sweetcakes