My T.C.W.

	Dr. Kelso: How we doing today? JD: Excellent sir, no one going to hell in here Dr. Kelso: Super
	JD: How's that? Turk: You close your eyes way to early and you always go in right, you should try going in left, the girls will dig that JD: Okay, for shizzle... What's up girl? Carla: There's nothing in life that dog could have done to deserve that Turk: What you talkin about? My man's single, he's just running drills to keep his stuff sharp, that's all JD: Also, it would be super-fantastic if you could never mention this to anyone ever
	JD: Hello ladies, just window shopping or would you like to try something on? Ladies: Aren't you the guy who makes out with dogs?
	Turk: Elliot, a blindfold? Way to step it up Ms. Nasty! Elliot: You told him what happened? Paul: We were bonding
	Paul: What you eating? Elliot: Turkey jerky, protein baby, go for it Paul: No thanks Elliot: You don't like jerky? Paul: I've never tried jerky Turk: You've never tried jerky? Elliot: Jerky rocks! Paul: I won't like it Elliot: You'll love it, have one bite! Paul: Elliot, I put a lot of thought in to this and I'm going to have to pass Elliot: So eight stitches and now you don't trust me? Paul: Elliot? Elliot: And you wanted above the covers sex?
	Jamie: So, tasty coma wife? JD: Oh yeah, I'm sorry, I've heard some idiots call you that Jamie: I kinda like it JD: I thought it up!
	Jamie: So how does this whole wing man thing work? JD: Ok, essentially, you have to think of yourself as chum, okay, and your job, as chum, is to lure attractive women closer to the boat JD: (Mental note, "the boat" could be a very cool new nickname)
	Jordan: No noise! And by the way the whole world gets it, you love your body, now put your damn shirt on, no one is making a calendar here. Oh and be a sweetie and get me a juice, will ya? Thanks so much Cox: As much as it might seem like it to me personally I feel desperately compelled to remind you that we are in fact not in prison and I am just so not your bitch! Jordan: Watch your language in front of the baby Cox: You're going to have to trust me on this one, seeing as you are his mother he is going to hear that word early and he's going to hear it often, like non-stop!
	Cox: Ohmigod, I've gotta tell you about that day Jordan: I can't believe I haven't named him yet. I've been calling him monkey face all day, I think they would tease him at school Cox: Seriously Jordan, I had this one patient... Jordan: He's got a boogie the size of a grape in his nose, would you run back to the hospital and get one of the those suctiony thingys? Cox: If I am not back in twenty minutes I don't want you to worry because it simply means I drove by a prostitute on the way home Jordan: Oh, make sure it's a girl
	Cox: Lasse, in response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you I've decided to forego calling you by the usual girls name, and instead I am going to be referring to you by whatever famous dog I can think of. I've gone with Lasse, because of course, that satisfies the criteria of being both a girl and a dog's name, thus, helping you ease in to the transition JD: I was just running kissing drills Cox: Oh, that's completely normal then
	Cox: What is with these mothers doting on their children? My god! It's like nobody else exists in the world anymore. I'll tell you one thing, and you damn sure take it to the bank, my mother never payed that much attention to me JD: It doesn't show Cox: Word to the wise there Astro, sarcasm does not sit well with the big dog. So consider this a warning because the next time I hear you mumble some snarky little passive aggressive aside I am going to look in to your heart, pick out your greatest insecurity and shine the worlds brightest spotlight on it for the remainder of your natural born days