JD: You're cute Elliot: I'm waiting for the but JD: So is everyone else around here Cox: Watching his face while I kick his worthless butt up and down this golf course every week is basically...well, it's the most fun I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards JD: Look, all I'm saying is there's more to healing then what's in the books. I talk to my patients, I sing to them, ask what their hobbies are, tell them ghost stories about an old sea captain Janitor: That's 4 JD: That's 3 Janitor: That's 5! Cox: This is me, washing my hands of you JD: I'm hurt Elliot: I have magic breasts Cox: Should I talk slower or go get a nurse that speaks fluent moron? JD: Once every 4.2 seconds a man says something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for, luckily, this wasn't one of those times Cox: I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy dog tails where you obviously, if not grew up, then at least spent most of your summers, but you're in the real world now! N'kay? Cox: What in the name of are you there god it's me Margaret were you thinking? Dr. Kelso: Hey sport, or should I say howdy Mr. Pouty? Laverne: The doctors in the ER have a box where they actually keep all this junk Turk: Is that like next to the lost and found box? Laverne: Lost and found box? There's no lost and found box, there's an assbox Elliot: Oh no, that's not Carla's pen? Turk: I had no time to shop (runs away screaming)