My Unicorn

	Elliot: Do you have chocolate cake today? Cafeteria Worker: Nope. Elliot: Oh. Isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day! Turk: Elliot, relax; I never get chocolate cake. Elliot: Oh, right, 'cause you're diabetic. Boo-hoo! You know what, Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see! Turk: Wow! Elliot: Oh my God, I am so sorry. I'm just having the worst day. Turk: It's no biggie. Forgive and forget, right? Please get her.
	Mickey: [airplane noise] I'm a pretty airplane! Board me! [airplane noise] Murray: He's a little off. J.D.: He smells like fuel. Murray: He's an airplane.
	J.D.: Reunion time. This is gonna be great. Mr. Marks: Mm? Murray? Murray: Before you say anything, I just want you to know if you need a kidney, you can have mine. J.D.: See? Murray: For seventy thousand dollars! Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
	J.D.: Murray! Murray: What? J.D.: No, the youngest Murray! Old Murray: I'm sixty-eight! Murray: Thirty-four! Old Murray: Good day!
	Elliot: Hi, I'm Elliot. Murray: Hi, I'm Murray. Elliot: Hi, I'm Elliot. I'm firing blanks, here! Frick! These are my favorite scrubs! Is it a bad stain? Murray: No. That's a good stain. That's a very good stain. That's my favorite stain ever. Elliot: I did it!
	Cox: This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.