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JD:
As third year residents you really have to stay on top
of your interns
Turk: These right here, you see these
names? They are called patients. This one needs brain
work, this one needs a heart
JD: This guy needs courage
Turk: Helping or hurting JD, helping
or hurting? The point is, they will live or die based
on your lame ass post-ops, so please people shape the
hell up!
Interns: Yes Dr. Turk |
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Dr.
Kelso: Fantastic Sport! But that's the brachial
artery and it's not how we draw blood. Now if we need
to inject him with heroine, you'll be the first one I
call |
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Elliot:
Bruce, this is going to be your third folie cath in a
row. You can do this, you didn't need to page me 17 times
between the time I bought the rum raisin muffin and then
threw it away because alcoholism runs in my family
Bruce: After this morning I just want
to make sure I really have this down... [beatbox]
Elliot: What are you doing?
Bruce: Its just a nervous habit, it helps
me concentrate
Elliot: You know what helps me concentrate?
Bruce: Me not doing that?
Elliot: No, bunnies |
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Cox:
I think, Dr. Norris, what we are looking for is someone
who is not too alarmist but also not too lax either
Dr. Norris: Oh please let that someone
be me |
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Jordan:
Look, obviously you are a little busy with your doll
Dr. Norris: My doll? Its a collectible
Jordan: Someone is going to get his ass
bit
Cox: Right, I think we should probably
take off, we're gonna be back to you with our decision
Dr. Norris: Super, I'll be by my giant
pretend phone pretending to give a crap
Cox: Oh by the way...
Dr. Norris: Bbrrriiinnggg... Hello? Uh-huh,
uh-huh
Cox: I love him
Jordan: Of course you do, he's you, and
nobody loves you more than you, you know that |
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Bruce:
I guess this one goes out to my boy Wayne in room 302, he
has fluid in his lungs... [beatbox]
Dr. Kelso: Young man, enjoy your moment |
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